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Dating Ritual, Mating Ritual, Gender-Predicating Ritual by hibiscesque (Icosagens)
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
24 Jun 2025
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Chuuya knows that he’s not much for romance. He’s never once experienced that strange phenomenon that Albatross calls “downbadism”, kind of finds people who do embarrassing, actually. He doesn’t need to hear all that shit—if he could, he’d personally get the dictionaries reprinted with PDA defined as private displays of affection and lose zero hours of sleep over it. He’s never even so much as felt jealousy over someone else’s attention. He just doesn’t work like that. Never has.
Or at least, never has until Albatross asks Dazai to be his babygirl-of-convenience for a moonlight con on his ex. That has a funny fucking way of changing things. For the worse, for the record.
Fortunately for Chuuya, neither Dazai nor Albatross are particularly interested in falling for their downlow maladaptive coping crashout frenemy. Unfortunately for Chuuya, neither one of them bothers to tell him that.
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