The Eight Heart Series
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Three times Shane learned Too Much about the farmer and Harvey (and one time he masturbated about it) by RainbowCosmos
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
18 Mar 2025
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Shane has had a stupid shitty crush on the farmer since before her and Harvey got together. He's familiar with the practice of closing his eyes in the silent darkness of his bedroom and wrapping a hand around himself while he pretends it belongs to her.
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Part 1 of "What if the farmer got all the bachelor(ette)s to 8 hearts and then chose Harvey" aka the semi-sad masturbation series.
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- Part 1 of The Eight Heart Series
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Shane is moving on as best he can now that the love of his life has shacked up with the town doctor.
Turns out he's not the only one in that predicament.
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Part 2 of "What if the farmer got all the bachelor(ette)s to 8 hearts and then chose Harvey" aka the semi-sad masturbation series.
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- Part 2 of The Eight Heart Series
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Sebastian overhears the farmer gushing over the details of her love life and finds that his stupid crush on her has now extended to her boyfriend as well.
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Part 3 of "What if the farmer got all the bachelor(ette)s to 8 hearts and then chose Harvey" aka the semi-sad masturbation seriesSeries
- Part 3 of The Eight Heart Series