but there is something you must not reproach me for
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Armageddon by courfius
Fandoms: Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Paris - English & Mackay, The Iliad - Homer
12 Aug 2025
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“We should hunt,” Odysseus suggests, and it’s a very good suggestion, “for food.”
“Hunt what?”
“…Pigs. What else is there?”
Achilles rolls his eyes. “Why would we hunt pigs if we’ve just made one our leader?” He grins as Patroclus snickers beside him. There’s not one other soul present who finds it funny.
alternatively : the trojan war if they were a bunch of idiots stranded on an island who start war with each other
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