Tired Tina's PVSM Fics
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"Do you want me to do that again?" they murmured softly, leaning down so their lips brushed against the tip of her ear.
Pure Vanilla flushes, her skin heating up in shame. She tilted her head away, to which Shadow Milk cupped her cheek and pulled her back. They were smiling; not kindly, but a little too excited for comfort.
"I won't tease you," they crooned, their hand slipping towards the nape of her neck and the other drifting towards her lower back.
"...at least, not very much," they whispered, suddenly pulling Pure Vanilla closer by her hip.
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or, Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla have sex.
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- Part 1 of Tired Tina's PVSM Fics
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It had been a week since he'd last seen Shadow Milk. It wasn't a rare occurrence for him to vanish into thin air; it was his favorite trick after all. It's the lack of presence that Pure Vanilla found to be odd.
Ever since the beast arrived to his home in the Vanilla Kingdom, Shadow Milk had made it his goal to permeate into every facet of his and his people's lives.
His citizens would report their furniture floating above the ground, eyes that they swore were in the corner of their vision that would disappear when they turned, and the sharp ringing of bells down alleyways.
In a way, the Beast of Deceit is more ghost than cookie, as no one outside of a few have truly managed to see him.
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or, Pure Vanilla contemplates his relationship with the Beast of Deceit.
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- Part 2 of Tired Tina's PVSM Fics
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Shadow Milk Cookie’s has a detachable head. How did Pure Vanilla Cookie know this? Well, one early morning when he opened his closet to get dressed, there was his head on top of his robes. He felt his heart plummet down to his feet and felt a cold tingle in his shoulders. He slowly raised his hand to cradle his cheek; to both confirm that it was Shadow Milk’s head and that he was not actually dreaming.
“Shadow Milk?” Pure Vanilla asked quietly, feeling his cold dough against his hand.
Shadow Milk’s eyes were closed, and just as Pure Vanilla brushed his closed lid with his thumb did Pure Vanilla hear a large thump from behind him.
Pure Vanilla yelped loudly as arms wrapped around his waist, and suddenly Shadow Milk’s eyes (the ones in his face and hair) snapped open. He grinned mischievously up at him and crackled with cruel delight.
“Oh Nilly!” He exclaimed. “The look on your face is priceless!”
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or, Shadow Milk's body fascinates Pure VanillaSeries
- Part 3 of Tired Tina's PVSM Fics
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The minute The Fount opened their eyes they were already mourning the life they could have had. They couldn’t speak in the beginning; cramming in all possible Knowledge into one vessel tends to overwhelm the body. It did not help that the Witches prioritized their mind rather than overall constitution. Their limbs were baked frail, and the Witches still decided to bound their body with a keyhole in their chest.
A safety measure, the Witches whispered above them. It was hard to hear, and their radiance blinded them thoroughly. But in their mind, two ideals clashed. The consequence of being all-knowing is that you know all their secrets. You know what they hide; what they seek to achieve in baking you and your fellow virtues. Here is the problem:
The Witches were both their mother and monster.
Mother, as they had shaped their dough with gentle hands, carefully rounding out the edges and delicately sculpted their eyes, mouth, and hair. They gifted you with a purpose to fulfill, and have the upmost faith that you, in your very short existence of being aware, could achieve it.
But you could argue they were monsters, too.
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or, Shadow Milk Cookie and the Fount were once one.
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- Part 4 of Tired Tina's PVSM Fics
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There is a pattern to Shadow Milk shifting forms.
Pure Vanilla started mapping it to better expect when he'd find a snake in his closet, or a porcupine on his chair.
It always comes back to perception; or Shadow Milks want to not be perceived at all.
While his beast loved his theatrics and ached desperately for his attention, did not he want others to perceive him. His time as the Fount, both a profound breach of personal boundaries and intense isolation, left his dear beast's emotional processing absolutely destroyed.
So he changed his form.
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or, Shadow Milk Shapeshifts, and Pure Vanilla loves every form he takes.
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- Part 5 of Tired Tina's PVSM Fics
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Shadow Milk... tolerates, the cold.
His Spire always teetered on cold and the surrounding environment required at least a light coat to remain warm.
But that does not mean he likes being cold.
...which is why he is therefore annoyed that Pure Vanilla planned their vacation to a remote island that was covered in snow.
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or, Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla go on vacation. It doesn't go as planned.
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- Part 6 of Tired Tina's PVSM Fics
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It wasn't a good day.
Shadow Milk locked himself in the greenhouse, huddled in the back with his knees tucked close to his chest. At least he tried; his belly got in the way of fitting comfortably in the tight space he's found himself in.
The baby squirmed inside him, hating the feeling of being squished by their mother. Shadow Milk tapped on his stomach, shushing them. The corruption under dough buzzed uncomfortably whenever the baby so much as twitched, aching to eject the baby from his body.
But they've tried so long to have one; it would be cruel to stop so close to the end.
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or, Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla try to have a baby. It's not easy.
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- Part 7 of Tired Tina's PVSM Fics
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It's starting to become a blur, really.
The advancement of technology- both something he loathed and appreciated- meant that treating patients was easier than ever; except the growing cost of those procedures presented people from receiving them. It was to the point that back-alley doctors were popping up more and more and frequently he had to deal with a botched medical treatment.
The comas, however, made little sense to him.
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or, Pure Vanilla is a normal doctor haunted by a lively AI named Shadow Milk. He wishes it was that simple.
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- Part 8 of Tired Tina's PVSM Fics
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Shadow Milk isn't sure what he was meant to do anymore.
He's always lived his life hoping from one goal to the next; spreading Knowledge and magic across Earthbread, then harbor lies and nurturing deceit within cookies and then retrieving his missing SoulJam. But now?
He's not sure why he's living at all.
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or, Shadow Milk doesn't know why he's still alive.
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- Part 9 of Tired Tina's PVSM Fics
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It's a routine at this point; waking up before the Sun peaked over the horizon, smoking a cigarette on the balcony of his apartment. Here, six floors up, it's peaceful.
The sound of small footsteps padding towards the balcony door made him pause. He snuffs the end of the cigarette on the metal railing and turned around to see a little bundle of dark black hair and dark skin.
His little girl; Blueberry Muffin.
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or, Shadow Milk has a daughter, and never plans to tell the other parent. It all comes crashing down when he runs into Pure Vanilla at the pediatricians office.
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- Part 10 of Tired Tina's PVSM Fics
- Part 1 of A Piece of You: A Piece of Me (PVSM Kid Fics)
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One Friday evening, while Shadow Milk was organizing papers and working out his plans for the week, Blueberry Muffin came to him with a pamphlet in hand.
It wasn't uncommon for his daughter to wait until the last minute to hand him something. After years of bouncing around apartments and having little money to eat, little Blueberry Muffin became hesitant to ask for much besides when it's gifted to her.
So, when she came to him clutching a pamphlet tightly in her hand, he expected it to be past the due date. Lifting his head from his desk, Shadow Milk glanced at the paper and then up to her.
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or, Shadow Milk's daughter Blueberry Milk is going to be in a play! Except her costume is terrible, and Shadow Milk doesn't have time to go shopping for fabric. But Pure Vanilla does.
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- Part 2 of A Piece of You: A Piece of Me (PVSM Kid Fics)
- Part 11 of Tired Tina's PVSM Fics
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Haunted By You (Ignore The Ghost in the Back) by Just_A_Tired_Person
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
21 Sep 2025
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Pure Vanilla's partner likes to paint himself to look like a clown.
He's done this since they were little; Pure Vanilla first noticed him one day in elementary school while working on his coloring book.
He walked in, face painted chalk white and a blue diamond over one eye, and acted as if nothing was amiss.
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or, Shadow Milk can see ghosts, and Pure Vanilla yearns.
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- Part 12 of Tired Tina's PVSM Fics
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Predictable Questions Should Have Easy Answers by Just_A_Tired_Person
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
23 Sep 2025
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“Aww, a baby! Oh, you have to let me take of them when their born!” She exclaimed excitedly, throwing herself at him and crushing him in a hug.
He weakly pushed against her, but the hours of restless sleep have left him lathergic. Around him, he could hear Burning Spice chattering with Mystic Flour, potentially the risks keeping the baby involved. He couldn’t hear them with Eternal Sugar talking his ears off about potential outfits and advice on how to care for a baby, and it was too much.
The only thing he was thinking about was: ‘I want to disappear.’
And so, after little Blueberry Muffin was born, he did.-
or, a prequel to 'Running Away; Returning Home', in which Shadow Milk tries to be a single parent without a support system.
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- Part 3 of A Piece of You: A Piece of Me (PVSM Kid Fics)
- Part 13 of Tired Tina's PVSM Fics
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Long Talks (Just to Clear The Air) by Just_A_Tired_Person
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
30 Sep 2025
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Pure Vanilla, lately, has had an extra kick in his step. More energy, more laughs- not to say he wasn't happy before. He was, but this sudden burst of energy came out of nowhere.
His friends noticed it quickly.
It was like a switch flipped one day; where Pure Vanilla was always soft smiles, he suddenly became mushy. Head in the clouds, his smile turned bashful and cheeks turned bright red.
Something changed, and Pure Vanilla didn't want to tell them.
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or, Pure Vanilla's friends notice his change in demeanor, has a long talk with Hollyberry, and has a needed discussion with Shadow Milk.
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- Part 4 of A Piece of You: A Piece of Me (PVSM Kid Fics)
- Part 14 of Tired Tina's PVSM Fics
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It didn't take long for his friends to find out about Pure Vanilla.
In his mind, he'd given himself a week before Eternal Sugar shared the news to the rest of them. Then that week passed, and no one mentioned it and he thought, just for a moment, that Sugar actually didn't tell them.
Two weeks later, all of them are banging on his apartment door on one of his few vacation days.
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or, Shadow Milk's relationship with the rest of the Beasts, and how it affects their care for his daughter, Blueberry Muffin.
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- Part 5 of A Piece of You: A Piece of Me (PVSM Kid Fics)
- Part 15 of Tired Tina's PVSM Fics
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So, her life is good.
Her life is great, actually!
'So why', she thinks, holding the folded picture in her hand. 'Why does she have to care?'
She's happy now. Blueberry Muffin has a roof over her head, plenty of clothes (some handmade by her papa), a family that loves her, and she's safe.
Is she being selfish for wanting more?
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or, Blueberry Muffin finds out who her dad is, and confronts Shadow Milk about it. It goes downhill from there.
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- Part 6 of A Piece of You: A Piece of Me (PVSM Kid Fics)
- Part 16 of Tired Tina's PVSM Fics
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Shadow Milk has always hated moving.
He's moved multiple times in his life- not once did he enjoy it. He's lost count how many times by this point.
Stability is not something he's used to, so while became familiar to him, he hates it all the same.
But they'll have time, now. Time to mend wounds, and time to rebuild what should have always existed.
Moving was just the first step, after all.
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or, short stories of Shadow Milk, Pure Vanilla, and Blueberry Muffin settling into a new home.
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- Part 7 of A Piece of You: A Piece of Me (PVSM Kid Fics)
- Part 17 of Tired Tina's PVSM Fics
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Pure Vanilla was slow to stand, words caught in his throat as he struggled to even find them.
His knees felt stiff and weak; from both fatigue and the panic currently circulating through him. This was not how he wanted his friends to find out. Not so abruptly, or without preparation; certainly not without Shadow Milk here
But fate has already decided, and now he must deal with the cards handed to him.
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or, White Lily finds out about Blueberry Muffin, and Shadow Milk takes it well enough.
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- Part 8 of A Piece of You: A Piece of Me (PVSM Kid Fics)
- Part 18 of Tired Tina's PVSM Fics
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Life came into existence when the first stars, bundles of condensed and reactive gas, burst forth the foundations of existence throughout the entire solar system.
When their first creation died, Death came into existence to cradle them in a gentle embrace. A kindness that Death believed was necessary, as Life itself could be cruel, and those passing deserve to feel safe in the end.
Forever intertwined, forever apart.
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or, Shadow Milk is the God of Life, and Pure Vanilla is the God of Death. They can never touch, but they make it work.
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- Part 19 of Tired Tina's PVSM Fics
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Squished between two apartment complexes, towered over by neighboring stores in the area, existed a humble flower shop named 'Vanilla's Orchids.' Of course, this stop didn't just sell orchids; a variety of flowers bloomed within the shop, meticulously cared for by the shop's owner- one Pure Vanilla.
Day in and day out, Pure Vanilla would be found at the front desk waiting to help a customer in need. Customers have noted that they have never seen the man take a break- only ducking into the back to replace bundles of flowers that had been purchased. And yet, he always seemed to be happy. His smile never wilted, and he would hum as he swept the floors of dirt and debris.
No one knew the man other than the fact that he loved his job.
And then, one day, there was a blue bird on his desk- bundled up in soft blankets and resting under a heated lamp.
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or, Pure Vanilla is the owner of a flower store, and is accompanied by a dramatic bird demon named Shadow Milk- and he couldn't be happier.
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- Part 20 of Tired Tina's PVSM Fics