Random Dribbles I Can't Get Out of My Mind

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• Harry, We Need To Cook! by Warmaster_Abaddon

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Breaking Bad  

  • Explicit
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
  • F/M
  • Work in Progress

  27 Sep 2025

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Harry Potter & Severus Snape
  • Harry Potter
  • Severus Snape
  • Albus Dumbledore
  • Alastor "Mad-Eye" Moody
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Alternate Timelines
  • Harry Potter is a Little Shit
  • Severus Snape Mentors Harry Potter
  • Mentor Severus Snape
  • No Slash
  • Dark Comedy
  • Harry gets expelled from Hogwarts
  • Harry Potter Drops Out of Hogwarts
  • Harry Potter Leaves Hogwarts Early

  Summary

  Snape has one rotting lung, no wand, and a hospital bill that makes Azkaban look like a holiday.

  Harry Potter has been expelled, branded a menace, and is trying to survive the black-market Skooma trade.

  Moody is suspicious, Dumbledore is absent, and Lucius Malfoy owns their debt.

  Naturally, they go into business together.

   

  Harry Potter x Breaking Bad Crossover Fic. No slash.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Random Dribbles I Can't Get Out of My Mind

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,705

  Chapters:

  3/?

  Kudos:

  13

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  259