How Do You Want Me?

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• How Do You Want Me? by brithecheese777

  Fandoms: No I'm not a Human (Video Game)  

  • Explicit
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  28 Oct 2025

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Coat Guy (No I'm not a Human)/Reader
  • coat guy - Relationship
  • Coat Guy/Protagonist (No I'm not a Human)
  • Coat Guy (No I'm not a Human)
  • Luka | Cheerful Man (No I'm not a Human)
  • Female Reader-Insert
  • Somnophilia
  • Dubious Consent
  • Dry Humping
  • Obsessive Behavior
  • Pining
  • No Use of Y/N for Reader-Insert
  • Character Death
  • Blood and Gore
  • Coat Guy is Not Stable
  • he want that cookie
  • Yandere Coat Guy
  • I don't know what I'm doing
  • You are the protagonist
  • coat guy a creep low key
  • I added a laundry room to the protags house bc how do they clean their stinky clothes??
  • no beta we die like Luka | Cheerful Man
  • Blood Kink
  • Men Crying
  • Biting

  Summary

  The world is in ruins, and yet you persist. Holding strangers lives in your hands. One night you let in a very strange, very cold man. He seemed harmless, pitiful even. Oh reader, you are so naive.

  Series

  • Part 1 of How Do You Want Me?

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  7,510

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  12

  Kudos:

  176

  Bookmarks:

  6

  Hits:

  2,393

• forwards beckon rebound by brithecheese777

  Fandoms: No I'm not a Human (Video Game)  

  • Explicit
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  02 Nov 2025

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Coat Guy (No I'm not a Human)/Reader
  • Coat Guy/Protagonist (No I'm not a Human)
  • Coat Guy (No I'm not a Human)
  • Stoner (No I'm not a Human)
  • Penis In Vagina Sex
  • Improper Use of Coat Guy's Stomach Hole (No I'm not a Human)
  • Fluff and Angst
  • It gets dark
  • Rape/Non-con Elements
  • Dubious Consent
  • Yandere Coat Guy
  • Coat Guy is Not Stable
  • Obsessive Behavior
  • Coat Guy's name is Zhenya
  • no seriously it gets dark guys
  • You are the protag
  • Ambiguous/Open Ending
  • i cried writing this btw
  • please don't read this if you just want something light
  • This is heavy
  • no really you can skip this i will have more lighter stuff coming out soon
  • angst angst angst
  • Orgasm Edging
  • Doomed Relationship
  • Creampie

  Summary

  You can love a monster. It can even love you back. But you can never change it's nature.

  ~~~

  All things must come to the light.

  Series

  • Part 2 of How Do You Want Me?

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  9,931

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  20

  Kudos:

  98

  Bookmarks:

  7

  Hits:

  1,777