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1. How Do You Want Me? by brithecheese777

   Fandoms: No I'm not a Human (Video Game)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   28 Oct 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Coat Guy (No I'm not a Human)/Reader
   • coat guy - Relationship
   • Coat Guy/Protagonist (No I'm not a Human)
   • Coat Guy (No I'm not a Human)
   • Luka | Cheerful Man (No I'm not a Human)
   • Female Reader-Insert
   • Somnophilia
   • Dubious Consent
   • Dry Humping
   • Obsessive Behavior
   • Pining
   • No Use of Y/N for Reader-Insert
   • Character Death
   • Blood and Gore
   • Coat Guy is Not Stable
   • he want that cookie
   • Yandere Coat Guy
   • I don't know what I'm doing
   • You are the protagonist
   • coat guy a creep low key
   • I added a laundry room to the protags house bc how do they clean their stinky clothes??
   • no beta we die like Luka | Cheerful Man
   • Blood Kink
   • Men Crying
   • Biting

   Summary

   The world is in ruins, and yet you persist. Holding strangers lives in your hands. One night you let in a very strange, very cold man. He seemed harmless, pitiful even. Oh reader, you are so naive.

   Series

   • Part 1 of How Do You Want Me?

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   7,510

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   12

   Kudos:

   176

   Bookmarks:

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