el dickchompo
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“I’m gonna get Matt to burn that,” Edd says, which causes Tord to only hug the existential Garfield painting closer, his cheek pressed flat against the silver frame.
Tord runs his fingers gently over Garfield’s face, the white thought bubble asking, Why me?, before he simply says, “You wouldn’t. You think my pain is too funny.”
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- Part 1 of el dickchompo
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It’s just so hard being a person, you mutter, desperate to justify some heinous crime you’ve committed by — by what?
Being alive, yes, that might be a start.
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- Part 7 of the grammar of violence
- Part 2 of el dickchompo
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He tucks your head under his chin like you’re a child again, and you try to say something, but all that comes out is a thousand little voices whimpering together. You want to ask if you can curl up in his chest and go to sleep. You want to ask if he’ll rub your back and show you the shadow-birds again. You want to ask him to promise you’ll both go home.
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- Part 3 of el dickchompo
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The practice of sexual cannibalism among praying mantises is a complex interaction that is shaped by nutritional needs, evolutionary benefits, and ecological considerations.
Or: On a rainy day, Esther asks Abaddon if there are any ways to see the future.
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- Part 4 of el dickchompo