Danny Phantom & His No-Good, ElectroSex, Single, Whore, Portal Mom

Series Metadata

Listing Series

• Danny vs. Poorly Established Ghost Customs & Walker's Pearl-Clutching Grandma Moral Code by Masked_Cactus

  Fandoms: Danny Phantom  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  11 Dec 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Danny Fenton & Ghost Ensemble
  • Danny Fenton & Walker
  • Danny Fenton & Tucker Foley & Sam Manson
  • Danny Fenton & Johnny 13 & Kitty
  • Danny Fenton
  • Walker (Danny Phantom)
  • Johnny 13 (Danny Phantom)
  • Kitty (Danny Phantom)
  • Sam Manson
  • Tucker Foley
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Crack
  • Trans Danny Fenton
  • Danny is so lost about ghost customs
  • Walker is that prude grandma
  • Danny's Mom is a Portal
  • Not actually- but the ghosts all think so
  • ghost customs
  • Misunderstandings
  • I'm Warning Right Now This Fic Concept is So Fucking Weird
  • This Is Not Going to Go the Way You Think
  • Muzzles
  • Not Kinky in Any Way
  • Solely Informational Discussions of Sex
  • Might Actually Go Exactly How You Think
  • Not Beta Read: We Die like Danny Fenton
  • Natural Glossectomy
  • ghost puberty??

  Summary

  Danny already thought he didn't understand ghost customs very well. He certainly doesn't understand them any better when Walker tries to muzzle him.

  OR: Danny doesn't understand how ghost sex works and no one has bothered to explain those customs to him. When his tongue falls out as part of "ghost puberty," he suddenly is getting way more info about it than he ever wanted. Walker just assumes since Danny's mom is a portal, clearly he wasn't raised right and needs someone to stop him from knocking some poor ghost up.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Danny Phantom & His No-Good, ElectroSex, Single, Whore, Portal Mom

  Language:

  English

  Words:

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  Chapters:

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