landoscar bites ☆
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Oh, Sugar Cubes! (And Other Signs That I'm Falling For You) by mrlan_oscpastry
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
20 Dec 2025
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Oscar Piastri is a soft alpha engineering major whose biggest flex is his comprehensive gummy worm tier list.
His hyperfixation? The new, god-tier scent at his fave candy shop.
His new mission? Find the candy that smells like sunshine and sophistication.
His new problem? The scent seems to be everywhere and nowhere, and his favourite candy shop's distractingly cute new employee, Lando Norris—a business major plotting world domination one sour belt at a time—is being weirdly unhelpful about the whole thing.
It’s a classic case of “he’s not a snack, he’s the whole damn meal,” but for a phantom candy, and Oscar hasn’t gotten the memo yet that it's not the candy but the other whole damn meal he is ready to sell his soul for.
Lando Norris.
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- Part 1 of landoscar bites ☆
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Lando Norris had a Michelin-starred life in London, until his grandma’s will yanked him back to the middle-of-nowhere town he’d escaped. The catch? She left her struggling waffle shop 50/50 to him… and to Oscar Piastri.
Oscar. The hot, petty baker next door who’s been his childhood enemy since the Great Kangaroo Incident of 2005 (a misunderstanding, for the record). Now, thanks to a clause only a chaotic grandma would write, they’re stuck running the place together.
It’s a disaster.
Oscar thinks Lando’s a pretentious city boy who abandoned his roots. Lando thinks Oscar’s a judgemental hermit who seasons everything with spite.
Their only common ground is a mutual desire to win the town’s annual holiday thing—mostly so they can gloat over each other.
Between fighting over batter consistency and who gets to use the good mixer, they’ve got twelve days to turn this mess around. But as grudges start to thaw faster than frozen blueberries, they might discover that their grandma’s real recipe wasn’t for waffles at all.
It was for this. Whatever 'this' is.
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- Part 2 of landoscar bites ☆