Wow, it's the modern/college AU! Wow!

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• We All Pegged You As A Bottom by SquigglyAverageJoe

  Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  05 Nov 2025

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  • Cherri Bomb/Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Cherri Bomb (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Pegging
  • Bottom Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Sub Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Human Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Spoilers for Hazbin Hotel Season/Series 02
  • barely but like still
  • Honestly he’s probably more of a Versatile but like
  • Strap-Ons
  • Vaginal Sex
  • Loss of Virginity
  • Riding
  • Human Cherri Bomb (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Alternate Universe - College/University
  • Halloween Costumes
  • “It’s November tho” stfu(/affectionate)

  Summary

  A human!Pentious leaves a college Halloween party with a hot blonde he thinks he recognizes.

  Thinks he should recognize.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Wow, it's the modern/college AU! Wow!

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,455

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  7

  Kudos:

  151

  Bookmarks:

  15

  Hits:

  1,661

• Nerves by SquigglyAverageJoe

  Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  28 Dec 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Cherri Bomb/Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Charlie Magne | Morningstar/Vaggie
  • Baxter/Niffty (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Angel Dust/Husk (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Sir Pentious (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Charlie Magne | Morningstar
  • Angel Dust (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Cherri Bomb (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Niffty (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Vaggie (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Husk (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Baxter (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Drinking
  • Alternate Universe - Human
  • Alternate Universe - Bar/Pub
  • Flirting
  • Bathroom Sex
  • Semi-Public Sex
  • Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
  • One-Sided Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Vox Being a Jerk (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Chaotic Niffty (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Trans Baxter (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Angel Dust & Cherri Bomb Friendship (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Cinnamon Roll Charlie Magne | Morningstar
  • Vaggie Needs A Hug (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Dirty Jokes
  • Vaginal Sex
  • Talk of Pegging
  • Also talk of watersports
  • Declarations Of Love
  • Motorcycles
  • We narrowly avoid motorcycle sex
  • Angel Dust-Typical Sexual Content (Hazbin Hotel)
  • Kinda
  • this is just for fun
  • Discussion of Abortion
  • If I had a nickle for every fic I wrote where a ship decides not to have children
  • and so the intimacy of the moment comes not from the talk of children
  • but just what they'll do to prevent children to better fit what they want of their lives
  • I'd have two nickles.

  Summary

  After a group study session, Pendleton hits up a bar with Cherri's group of friends.

  He is somehow the most normal one.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Wow, it's the modern/college AU! Wow!

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  14,635

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  3

  Kudos:

  37

  Bookmarks:

  6

  Hits:

  560