WCU {The woolong Crack-Fic Universe}

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• Nice try, idiot! by Myrelinth

  Fandoms: ALPHA DRIVE ONE | ALD1 (Band)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  02 Feb 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • He Xinlong/Kim Geonwoo (ALPHA DRIVE ONE)
  • He Xinlong (ALPHA DRIVE ONE)
  • Kim Geonwoo (ALPHA DRIVE ONE)
  • Alternate Universe
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Sillyfic
  • Flirting Gone Wrong
  • social media shenanigans
  • Geonwoo Is an Idiot (Affectionate)
  • Cafe AU
  • Mutual Pining
  • downbadism
  • Xinlong has the patience of a saint
  • No beta we die like Geonwoo's dignity

  Summary

  "Wdym scammer???? You didn’t save my number???"

  "Nice try, idiot!"

  Geonwoo makes one small mistake involving Twitter, an unsaved number, and his café crush.

  Everything spirals. Romance ensues

  Series

  • Part 1 of WCU {The woolong Crack-Fic Universe}

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,591

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  44

  Kudos:

  241

  Bookmarks:

  6

  Hits:

  878

• Clause 2.1: protect the honor of the building by Myrelinth

  Fandoms: ALPHA DRIVE ONE | ALD1 (Band)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  24 Feb 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • He Xinlong/Kim Geonwoo (ALPHA DRIVE ONE)
  • He Xinlong (ALPHA DRIVE ONE)
  • Kim Geonwoo (ALPHA DRIVE ONE)
  • Zhang Jiahao | Arno
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Comedy
  • silly fic
  • social media shenanigans
  • Landlord/Tenant Dynamics
  • Unwilling Partnership
  • Legal documents as comedy
  • Escalating situation
  • Chaos Instigator Xinlong
  • Long Suffering Geonwoo
  • Petty Rivalry
  • I don’t know how how leases work and neither does xinlong
  • Author researched dance videos for plot
  • no beta we die like geonwoo’s dignity

  Summary

  Xinlong: okay but actually, can you learn a choreo for me?
  Geonwoo: what choreo?
  Xinlong: hot sauce, NCT dream.
  Geonwoo: what!

  Geonwoo signed a lease.
  Unfortunately, the lease signed him up for a dance war.

  Series

  • Part 2 of WCU {The woolong Crack-Fic Universe}

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,050

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  18

  Kudos:

  127

  Bookmarks:

  5

  Hits:

  528