Grumpy Episode Reviews
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"Oh, look at that animal it's got lots and lots of little legs it must be a Space Serpent!" Couldn't possibly be a centipede or a millipde... even an earwig would have been closer to the mark than a Space Serpent. Still, I suppose "The Space Earwig" would have been a bit of a fizzer as a title... Wouldn't exactly strike fear into anybody's heart... space earwig... no... well.
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- Part 1 of Grumpy Episode Reviews
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A new enemy bursts on to the scene... wearing a brown paper bag over his head.
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- Part 2 of Grumpy Episode Reviews
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- 5,727
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Zark this and Zark that... You'd think that without Zark, Chief Anderson wouldn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his balls.
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- Part 3 of Grumpy Episode Reviews
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Oh, right... I'm on the wrong planet!
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- Part 4 of Grumpy Episode Reviews
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- 7,884
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Dude, forget the fried egg analogy; THIS is your brain on drugs.
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- Part 5 of Grumpy Episode Reviews
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- English
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- 8,540
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Episode Review: Attack of the Alien Wasp by GrumpyGhostOwl
Fandoms: Battle of the Planets
27 Oct 2016
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This time it's Mark's turn to carry the idiot ball in regard to Cronus, who, like Shroedinger's Cat, may or may not be dead.
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- Part 6 of Grumpy Episode Reviews
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- English
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- 7,338
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Chief Anderson has the idiot ball in this episode and he's running with it. Yes indeed.
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- Part 7 of Grumpy Episode Reviews
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Introducing Plot Adjustable Geography with fully interchangeable islands and weaponised red food colouring.
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- Part 8 of Grumpy Episode Reviews
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Move over, Priscilla, Queen of the Desert! Zoltar brings out his pinkest, rainbow-hued, most fabulous Machine of Terror to show the Rigans that never mind Colonel Cronus' street corner hooker boots, sweetie, he's the most absolutely fabulous villain of them all, darling!
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- Part 9 of Grumpy Episode Reviews
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- English
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Episode Review: Raid of the Space Octopus by GrumpyGhostOwl
Fandoms: Battle of the Planets
28 Oct 2016
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'Octopus' from the Greek okto meaning 'eight' and pous meaning 'foot', hence 'four tentacles' -- I suspect one of the prerequisites for being on the writing team for BotP was an inability to count to ten.
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- Part 10 of Grumpy Episode Reviews
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The Giant Blue Chicken of Spectra hatches a dark and sinister plot to take out the Galactic Cake Decorating Championships and beat those snooty bastards from Planet Zog who think they're so bloody clever with their cutesy little sugar roses and lacework. Also they're going to try and destroy G-Force. Meanwhile, Colonel Cronus has an inverse face lift before chasing after Zoltar in his underwear.
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- Part 11 of Grumpy Episode Reviews
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- 8,954
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Oh, my, boys and girls. We're being given a right proper Zarking today.
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- Part 12 of Grumpy Episode Reviews
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- English
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- 7,029
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- 57
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Guest starring a Norwegian Blue government official and two astronauts, none of whom have passed on, are no more, have ceased to be, expired and gone to meet their maker; are stiffs, bereft of life, or resting in peace. They are not pushing up daisies, nor are their metabolic processes history. They are not off the twig, have not kicked the bucket and they have not shuffled off this mortal coil. They have not run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible. They are not ex-people... they're just pining for the fjords, honest.
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- Part 13 of Grumpy Episode Reviews
- Language:
- English
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- 6,494
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 64