Lost in the Sauce with the HR Violation Polycule
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Medical Analysis: How Is This Guy Still Alive? by Sp1derMothes
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
21 Feb 2026
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It baffles her how he didn't notice. How did he not notice he couldn't hear out of one side of his head? What is wrong with him? “How the hell do you do that?”
He tilts his head, not unlike a dog. Like Beef. “Do what, exactly?”Robert is not stupid, he’s not oblivious. Lord knows he isn't, he uses the teams’ feelings for him against every single one of them. “How you can just- not notice stuff like, I don’t know, not being able to fucking hear.”
“I can hear fine. It’s just quieter with my left ear on its own, apparently.” And she wants to kill him, just a little.
Or, Robert gets to experience the consequences of not-his-actions, and suffers. Z-Team helps him out.
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The door cracks open, and the perp enters the room. They’re tall, strong, definitely a metahuman. Robert really hopes that the training he’s been through with Flambae has paid off, because if he can't take this guy down then he’s a little screwed.
So, he goes for the knees. The perp gets pulled to the ground, then there's a flash of light.
Or, Robert gets hit with a gender bend ray and has a bad time.
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