Rostankoothrappolowitz Verse
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Most of the gang are in the Wolowitzs' hot tub, when Raj suggests an innocent game of truth or dare. After Leonard and Penny head out, Bernadette sees an opportunity to help her husband and takes it.
Howard is just along for the ride.
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- Part 1 of Rostankoothrappolowitz Verse
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"What the hell?" Howard exploded. "You guys swore you were using condoms!"
"We were!" Raj shouted, panic in his voice.
"So what, you just forgot to tell me one broke?" The accusation in Howard's voice stabbed Raj in the heart, ice lodging behind his ribs.
“Dude, I swear,” he squeaked. “It can’t be mine, it’s gotta be yours!”
“Did you forget I got the snip before Neil was born?” he accused, eyes wild.
“Clearly I had!” Raj yelled back hysterically. “Fuck!”
"Oh, calm down you big babies," Bernadette rolled her eyes annoyed. "Raj sweetie, breathe, you’re turning purple. Howie, we use condoms religiously. And none of 'em broke. I work at a pharmaceutical company. Do you know how easy it is to get a morning after pill?"
"So, what, my vasectomy just randomly failed then?" Slowly, bewilderment was replacing the venom in Howard's questions, and Raj breathed a little easier.
"I ran the numbers," she sighed. "You both had about a 1 in 2000 chance of shoving this bun in my oven. Who it was is a way less important question than the other one."
"Which is?" Raj asked, incredulously.
"What the hell do we do now?"
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- Part 2 of Rostankoothrappolowitz Verse