Assorted Magical One-Shots
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Harry is raised by a Business and Trial law attorney, and has been around the best English Law Firm, as his father is one of the partners. All his life Harry has seen his father and other attorneys represent big corporations on a daily basis, always exploiting legal loopholes to get their clients out of hot water.
Harry has been taught the motto “For every law, find ten loopholes, and think of a hundred ways to use them”. Where might this lifestyle lead?
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- Part 1 of Assorted Magical One-Shots
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Hermione: “This ritual should destroy him, but we’ll need a hundred rune stones. That’s going to take forever!”
Harry: “Uh, I might know someone who could help…”
And that’s how the world was saved by a Grunnings PD-500 precision CNC engraving mill.
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- Part 2 of Assorted Magical One-Shots
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Voldemort doesn't explain the plan to Wormtail properly, so when he is told to ‘kill the spare’ he kills Harry instead.
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- Part 3 of Assorted Magical One-Shots
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Voldemort approached the bound boy, only to freeze when he heard a wheezing, groaning sound. He turned to see a blue police box that had definitely not been there earlier. A man stepped out of it.
"Who are you?" Voldemort demanded.
The man grinned, "I'm the Doctor."
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- Part 4 of Assorted Magical One-Shots
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Vernon is a chef and teaches Harry to cook food to a high quality. During Hogwarts, Harry teaches the house elves different cooking techniques and recipes.
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- Part 5 of Assorted Magical One-Shots
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“Okay Pettigrew,” Harry said slowly, taking in the information of the last few minutes. “If you weren’t the Secret Keeper and Sirius wasn’t, then who was and who betrayed my parents?”
Peter gave a sad smile, “Think who had the most to gain from their deaths, Harry.”
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- Part 6 of Assorted Magical One-Shots
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Albus Dumbledore was quite annoyed. All his manipulation and planning was coming unwound. Harry was supposed to go with Ginevra!
He put on a grandfatherly facade and approached the head of Ravenclaw house. "You won your bet, Filius." The diminutive professor only cackled in response.
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- Part 7 of Assorted Magical One-Shots
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Snape as a substitute teacher: “There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations in this class. As such, I don’t expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is…”
Snape paused for a moment to glance down at his notes. “…Muggle Studies.”
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- Part 8 of Assorted Magical One-Shots