Funny Hollanov Fics
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Slavic dad Ilya is precious to me with his big loud cough and dressing gown coming downstairs and sighing all the time.
So now, I present to you: Ilya Rozanov being a grumpy Slavic Papa about his son playing video games, staying up late, messing up the lounge and wanting to eat cereal and go to the mall!
Doesn’t he know we have food at home? Your crumbs are going to bring mice into the house! Turn on the light, you’ll hurt your eyes! (Loud Slavic dad cough) Ah! People drive too fast on our street! (Loud FaceTime noises and all calls are on speaker phone)
If you know, you know. If you don’t know, you will never know.
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- Part 1 of Funny Hollanov Fics
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Tweet referenced/inspired by:
can someone theorize how early situationship era shane was comfortable enough with his sexuality to buy himself a dildo— skirk’s footrest @flinslay
February 16, 2026
https://x.com/flinslay/status/2023480604336312743Anyways so I wrote it: Here’s how Shane bought his dildo and his first time trying it out.
This is set after the commercial hookup in 1410, after Shane’s rookie season has begun.
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- Part 2 of Funny Hollanov Fics
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Hayden lets on that Shane has a sneaky link, “Boston Lily”. The guys go full insane stalker mode to try and piece together the breadcrumbs.
WHO IS BOSTON LILY? WHY DOES SHANE NEED A 20 MIN SHOWER?
Hold on, is Shane getting sloppy toppy while on the phone to Hayden???
Is that a WELT on Shane’s ass? Man, Boston Lily is doing the most!
(They’re oblivious)
No angst no one finds out xx
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- Part 3 of Funny Hollanov Fics
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Shane is a medical student and Ilya volunteers to let Shane practice a medical examination on him.
Multi chapter fic, please subscribe xx
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- Part 4 of Funny Hollanov Fics
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Paul Baker Thinks Shane Hollander is ‘Nasty’ at Hockey by isto4u for Jack Innanen
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Adults (TV 2025)
11 Jan 2026
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When Shane Hollander returns to his tiny hometown for a quiet visit, he runs into Paul Baker (his high school crush) who has zero idea Shane is now an NHL superstar.
Or: Shane’s first crush meets his boyfriend
ZERO angst just fluff. Shane and Ilya are together and their families know but aren’t out yet as a couple.
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- Part 5 of Funny Hollanov Fics