Clueless
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Clueless by GoalsIncludeProcrastination
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
17 Feb 2026
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“You offered Robin a drink?” Sanji got straight to the point.
“Yeah, so?” Zoro blinked back at him.
“Well-“ Sanji spluttered, put off by the nonchalance, “-what the hell are you trying to do?!”
“Get her a drink. I thought that was pretty obvious!” Zoro’s voice rose in sync with Sanji, people were starting to stare. Least of all their crew, who’d seen this before and knew exactly where it lead.
“Should we- ?” Nami leaned toward Robin as she watched.
“Give it a minute, they’ll never learn to deescalate if we step in every time.”
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In which just about everyone in the crew knows that Roronoa Zoro is gay, except for Sanji, and the nonsense miscommunication that ensues because of it.
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- Part 1 of Clueless
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Oblivious by GoalsIncludeProcrastination
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
06 Apr 2026
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“Oh, Nami-swan, I’m sorry-“
“What are you worried about? Our crew knowing you’re bi? Have you met us?”
Sanji winced, waving his hands in a desperate attempt to convince her to keep her voice down. “Nami-swan, I don’t know if everyone knows just yet-“
“Everyone knows,” Nami and Zoro told him at the same time.
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In which everyone knows that Sanji is bi and dating Zoro. Sanji does not know that everyone else is also queer and no one cares. And the nonsense miscommunication that ensues because of it.
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- Part 2 of Clueless