Silly little ideas
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Nothing is out of place.
Nothing ever will be.
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- Part 1 of Silly little ideas
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Inside your space.
Inside your reach.
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- Part 2 of Silly little ideas
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You turned your head, unimpressed. “You’re really doing this?”
“I just want clarity.”
“They drool on everything.”
“So did I, probably.”
“They scream at 3 a.m.”
“I have also done that.”
“They tried to eat the remote.”
He paused.
“…Okay, that one’s new.”
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- Part 3 of Silly little ideas
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“…At least your ass is still the same.”
Artful made a sound so strangled it barely qualified as language.
“You cannot just say things like that.”
“You do have a big ass.”
“STOP LOOKING AT IT.”
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- Part 4 of Silly little ideas
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"...Badware."
"Yes."
"You are going to give me a heart attack."
They process that.
Then, after a thoughtful pause:
"...I can add emergency medical facilities within reasonable travel distance."
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- Part 5 of Silly little ideas
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"No."
Keeps walking.
"Nope."
Faster now.
"I make thirty-eight thousand a year."
A pause.
Then:
"I am not opening that ticket."
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- Part 6 of Silly little ideas
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"Can I appeal it?"
"Yes."
His face brightened.
"Excellent."
"You submit the appeal to me."
"..."
"..."
"...Never mind."
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- Part 7 of Silly little ideas