Searching For Intimacy That Shouldn't Exist

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• Blue Orchids by crunchybunger

  Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  06 Apr 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • AveryTheMayo/Derek | d3rLord3 (Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist)
  • Derek | d3rLord3 (Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist)
  • AveryTheMayo (Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist)
  • Fake AveryTheMayo (Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist) (mention)
  • Sex
  • Gay Sex
  • And also fluff
  • it took me days to write this
  • i never want to read it again
  • Slime AveryTheMayo (Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist)
  • Non-Human Genitalia
  • it's just a hole don't get too excited
  • Light Bondage
  • Top Derek | d3rLord3 (Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist)
  • Blow Jobs
  • First Time
  • First Meetings
  • Hand Jobs
  • Light Angst
  • nothin too bad
  • Fluff
  • Fluff and Smut
  • Smut
  • LIGHT body worship
  • Mildly Dubious Consent
  • Sex Pollen
  • Kinda
  • book that makes you think about sex
  • that too
  • if my friend sees this hi
  • i hope you don't hate this as much as i do
  • During Canon
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • these tags are so ut of order i'm so sorry
  • sorry babe the helmet stays on during sex
  • Minecraft in Real Life
  • or something like that
  • he doesn't even know his name on god they're so fucked up
  • avery is a simp /j
  • the sex pollen only effects avery take what you will with that
  • tagging is hard idk how to describe this
  • Hugs
  • Porn With Plot
  • Porn with Feelings
  • Semi-Public Sex
  • Sexual Overstimulation

  Summary

  D3rlord feels off about the clearing and the church. He knows Avery will get in trouble here and decides to stay, waiting for Avery to arrive.

  spoiler it leads to sex.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Searching For Intimacy That Shouldn't Exist

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,485

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  22

  Kudos:

  466

  Bookmarks:

  25

  Hits:

  5,266

• Searching For Intimacy That Shouldn’t Exist by crunchybunger

  Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M, Other
  • Work in Progress

  11 May 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Avery | AveryTheMayo/Derek Hutchins | d3rLord3
  • Avery | AveryTheMayo & Derek Hutchins | d3rLord3
  • Avery | AveryTheMayo
  • Derek Hutchins | d3rLord3
  • Minecraft in Real Life
  • Mutual Pining
  • they're very dumb socially
  • Puzzles
  • Non-Sexual Nudity
  • Caves
  • Tired Derek | d3rLord3 (Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist)
  • Avery | AveryTheMayo is Not Stupid
  • but for now he is
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • Tags May Change
  • Slime AveryTheMayo (Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist)
  • Author is bad at tagging
  • Slow Burn
  • despite the fact that the first part of this series started with sex
  • Slow To Update
  • this is meant to be slow but i apologize in advance if it isn't
  • my style is more fast paced
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • During Canon
  • Spoilers For Destroying A World That Doesn't Exist (Web Series)
  • Canon Divergence - Destroying A World That Doesn't Exist (Web Series)
  • Eventual Smut
  • Eventual Romance
  • Fluff
  • Eventual Relationships
  • there will be angst
  • Avery is strong

  Summary

  Avery and D3rlord3 continue their journey after their "unexpected" meeting at the church clearing. Avery starts to feel much more than just appreciation for D3rlord, but does D3rlord feel the same?

  For better context do read Blue Orchids

  Series

  • Part 2 of Searching For Intimacy That Shouldn't Exist

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,766

  Chapters:

  1/?

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  12

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  165