Assets and Appreciation
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Market Analysis (or Shane Has Spent His Life Being Financially Responsible and Has a Few Things to Teach Ilya) by vintagesubmariner
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
30 May 2026
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Shane has married Ilya, a known chaos monster, with a penchant for fast cars and designer clothes. Shane has spent his life making sure he was financially responsible. Now it's time to merge these two different approaches to money management; It does not go the way Shane thinks it will.
They had been married for 32 days.
And now was the big conversation: estate planning, their assets, and what combining them would look like.
Shane had found a financial planner. Had set the appointment.
He was, after all, Shane Hollander; he had approached his financial future with all of the key characteristics of a Hollander. His mom had guided his career, negotiating sizable contracts for him, and his father worked for the Treasury. It was in his blood.
Ilya, meanwhile, had approached today's meeting with the same organizational energy he brought to most things in his life, except hockey: confident, yet chaotic, and generally not stressed out about whether things would work out in his favor.
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- Part 1 of Assets and Appreciation
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Shane Hollander is Sugar Baby (or Shane Has Set Spending Guardrails, but Ilya Didn’t Become a Private Hedge Fund by Following the Rules) by vintagesubmariner
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
20 May 2026
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Shane has married Ilya, a known chaos monster, with a penchant for fast cars and designer clothes.
Shane has spent his life making sure he was financially responsible. Now that they've merged assets, Shane is determined to keep Ilya on the straight and narrow (financially speaking).
They've been married for 83 days. They're in New York for a road series, and have a day off and two very different ideas of how to spend it.
Ilya Rozanov in New York City with a Centurion card in his wallet... But Shane has guardrails. They're in Tab 9. It will be fine.
More financial chaos. More banter. More feelings.
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- Part 2 of Assets and Appreciation
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Just a Few Odds and Ends (or Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander Continue to Torture Their Financial Advisor) by vintagesubmariner
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
23 May 2026
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Shane has married Ilya, a known chaos monster, with a penchant for fast cars and designer clothes.
Shane has spent his life making sure he was financially responsible. Now it's time to combine their assets and different approaches to money management.
They had been married for 42 days. They did the financial disclosure. Now it was time to draft the documents... or maybe not.
Shane had found a financial planner. Had set the appointment. More appointments were set. They were necessary.
He prepared another binder. More cover notes. A cover note for the cover note. He'd covered everything. After all, he was Shane Hollander; what could he have possibly missed?
Ilya, meanwhile, had approached today's meeting with the same organizational energy he brought to most things in his life, except hockey: confident, yet chaotic, and generally not stressed out about whether things would work out in his favor. This time there's actual emails and attachments. And voice notes. Just a couple. He promises.
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- Part 3 of Assets and Appreciation
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Privacy Settings (or Ilya Rozanov Has Venmo and Shane Might Have a Nervous Breakdown) by vintagesubmariner
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
30 May 2026
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Ilya has been on Venmo for years. He updates his apps in a timely and responsible fashion. Shane should be proud.
Unfortunately, sometimes there are bugs in the updates.
The @ilyarozanov feed is now public.
The fans have requests. #sofyanation rises.
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- Part 4 of Assets and Appreciation