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Just a Few Odds and Ends (or Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander Continue to Torture Their Financial Advisor) by vintagesubmariner
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
23 May 2026
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Summary
Shane has married Ilya, a known chaos monster, with a penchant for fast cars and designer clothes.
Shane has spent his life making sure he was financially responsible. Now it's time to combine their assets and different approaches to money management.
They had been married for 42 days. They did the financial disclosure. Now it was time to draft the documents... or maybe not.
Shane had found a financial planner. Had set the appointment. More appointments were set. They were necessary.
He prepared another binder. More cover notes. A cover note for the cover note. He'd covered everything. After all, he was Shane Hollander; what could he have possibly missed?
Ilya, meanwhile, had approached today's meeting with the same organizational energy he brought to most things in his life, except hockey: confident, yet chaotic, and generally not stressed out about whether things would work out in his favor. This time there's actual emails and attachments. And voice notes. Just a couple. He promises.
Series
- Part 3 of Assets and Appreciation