Stick To The Script
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"Making it to the fishy merchant's shop was always a welcome break from the horrors of the blacksite. Sure he didn't let you loiter, and he wasn't exactly nice, but as long as you didn’t mess with him he wouldn’t outright try to kill you. Not that you've noticed at least. It also helped that he was pretty easy on the eyes. As far as you were concerned, he could sit there and insult you all day long if it meant you had a safe area to sit in and ten feet of mutated fish man to ogle. You shook your head with a weak laugh. Sebastian would rather feed you to Pandemonium himself than let you hang around any longer than necessary.
Still, an Expendable could dream."
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A highly self-indulgent fic that I thought others might enjoy as well. First chapter is SFW if you just want some snarky/suggestive Sebastian interactions.
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- Part 1 of Stick To The Script
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There wasn’t a single shred of recollection in Sebastian’s face as he continued to look at you as if you were just another bug that had crawled into his shop. You were certainly starting to feel like one. He sighed as he propped his chin in one hand, looking bored, “Look, I’m not sure what wet dream you just woke up from, but I’m kind of trying to run a business here. So, if there’s nothing else,” He made a waving motion towards the vent with his third hand, “I suggest you move along.”
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Oops I tripped and made a sequel. Can be read standalone but if you'd like more context, check out the first fic in the series. First chapter is SFW.Series
- Part 2 of Stick To The Script