What Happens on Earth-69 Stays on Earth-69
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Uncharitable Trust by bitochondria
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
05 Feb 2024
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The Daily Planet is invited to one of Bruce Wayne's charity balls, and Clark Kent is convinced that Wayne is Batman-- and that he's up to something. A quiet encounter outside leads to his answer and, against his better judgment, to one of Wayne's guest bedrooms.
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Investment Opportunities by bitochondria
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
18 May 2026
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Although Clark swore off Bruce Wayne after their awkward-but-revelatory tryst at the charity gala a few months back, Clark is also a nice man who was raised right-- so, since he keeps crossing paths with Batman anyway, he tries his best to be the bigger person. Even if Bruce is kind of a jerk. And also really hot. But also still a jerk.
When a case involves a Metropolis politician and a Gotham pharmaceutical corporation, however, he finds himself in much closer contact with Bruce than he intended or expected, and discovers he doesn't really hate it, either.
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Split Interest by bitochondria
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
01 Sep 2026
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Clark and Bruce have been doing the friends with benefits thing for a few months now, and Clark is just pleased as punch to have made such a great friend. He's even starting to feel good about being a role model for Dick, despite the strange way helping Bruce with his parenting sometimes makes him feel. When a disaster befalls Bruce's ex-boyfriend, however, Clark worries that he's made an unforgivable misstep. Can these two good chums repair their completely healthy and totally normal homoerotic friendship? Is an ex-con named Viper Clark's new idol? Is it safe for a child to do a backflip off of a moving horse!?
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