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Let the internet do its thing by ChaosQueen1015
Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
19 Dec 2025
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Dick was fed up with Bruce, and after his dad had posted a video revealing that his kids created a list of requirements for any future spouse. Dick, being a dick, desided to post some of said requirements which somehow led to the entire internet shipping Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne. Relizing this was a perfect chance to get Clark and Bruce together, the batkids decide to fuel the internet rumors and play matchmaker,
Inspired by this tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pinkypiecosplays/video/7562239266370243853
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- Part 3 of Random superbat shit
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leave no trace by Ferox
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), DCU
18 Dec 2025
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For Superbat Week 2024: Day 6 Firefighter Clark & Dr. Bruce.
Clark Kent has been Tower 344’s fire lookout for the last decade. When a camper is injured in the remote woods, he ends up with an unexpected house guest while they wait for the next available medical evacuation.
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with your favorite athlete (shoot his shot every night!) by Magnus17
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), Superman (Comics)
17 Dec 2025
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Lois Lane is a reporter for the Daily Planet. Clark Kent is an All-American college wrestler. And there’s a few things that Lois Lane realizes about Clark Kent;
1. Clark Kent is hiding at least something. There’s no way a man is this quick, this analytical, all while staying healthy and positive. He’s hiding something and she will figure it out.
2. People adore him. When Clark and his teammates go and do a duel with another Ivy League conference opponent, there’s no venom from the opposing side. No boos, no shouting at him, nothing. Just pure cheering. He has everyone in a chokehold, and it’s fascinating to watch.
3. Watching a very attractive man in an orange, black, and white singlet and headgear with black straps and orange sides to it repeatedly and easily pin other men to a mat with no issue whatsoever is doing things to her brain she refuses to believe or unpack.
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Bruce was supposed to be smarter.
The blueprints were never supposed to be executed.
Clark was never supposed to get caught in the beam with him.
Bruce was supposed to be faster, but he’s only human.
Despite his best efforts, he’s only ever been human.
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"Where are we?"“HR 95735,” Bruce says. “A planet orbiting Lalande 21185.”
Clark pushes himself up onto his hands and knees, limbs shaking as he forces himself slowly to his feet. Bruce can see the gears turning in his head as he takes note of what the caped crusader just said. “That’s a red dwarf star.”
“It is.” Bruce doesn’t think it wise to panic, but he’s certainly not at ease. He knows Clark probably can’t hear his heartbeat like on Earth, but he isn’t sure he’ll need to with how hard it’s pounding.
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Interlude: Exile by dumpling_dump
Fandoms: DCU, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Nightwing (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Marvel
19 Oct 2025
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Dick reminisces about a time long ago.
or; A brief look into Dick's thoughts during the events of 'Overcome.'
Part 3 of the 'On Birds and Spiders' series.
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- Part 3 of On Birds and Spiders
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"Clark." Lex drawled, breaking the silence. "To what do I owe the pleasure?"
The way Lex said it, so sarcastic and cold and insincere, made Clark freeze and, for the first time, actually start to rethink this ridiculous plan of his. The contrast of the way he said those few words now versus how he had said them a hundred times before, as if Clark were a treasure and the genius, rich, billionaire was in awe of being in his presence (the presence of a simple farm boy redneck high schooler) gnawed at Clark's heart.
"I know we've grown apart. I know you hate me for lying to you. I know you know I resent you for lying right back." Clark started. He paused, waiting for Lex to cut in with a hasty correction, ("I would never lie to you, Clark.") but when nothing came, and Lex was just staring at him with mild interest and his head propped up on his hand, Clark felt a bubble of guilt spawn in his gut for immediately assuming Lex would combat him. "But I'm here to tell you the truth. I'm here to make it right."
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Clark tells Lex everything, starting with his secret alien biology and ending with his hopeless crush on him.
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High functioning depression. by igve
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman (Movie 2025)
12 Oct 2025
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Gotham city and Metropolis are under Batman's and Superman's supervision, the ongoing partnership is giving people hope.
Bruce Wayne, the son of Gotham is said to be the Wayne's failure, he struggles inside, trying to keep things together just... Enough.
Clark Kent is a promising investigative reporter from 'Daily Planet', who so happens to be obsessed with Bruce Wayne, he also is a lost cause of a hopeless romantic...Struggles are a real thing, sometimes they happen to... Connect people. And sometimes the said struggles can be cured by other people.
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She won't stop me, put it down by spaceoddity_jpg
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
07 Oct 2025
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There's a heatwave due to excess UV coming from the sun. It's done something to Superman, and he seeks out Batman to help him in the face of this problem he's never faced before.
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Batman v Superman where one of them is leaving pregnant, and it's not about to be Bruce
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Gotham’s truce by ghostinkid
Fandoms: DCeased (DC Comics), DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics), Superman (Movie 2025)
06 Oct 2025
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Bruce is bored and remembers the undershirt Clark had left behind…
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superbat ig by thatcutiejoonie
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Robin (Comics)
30 Sep 2025
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Superman had a crush on Batman, but Bruce Wayne has a crush on Clark Kent. The only issue is that Clark thinks Bruce is a stuck-up playboy, and Batman doesn't trust Superman and his powers.
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this is my first time posting my works so i'm sorry if it sucks lol i'm just having fun
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At a glittering charity gala in Gotham, Clark Kent only wants to do his job—but one overly persistent admirer won’t take no for an answer. Desperate for an escape, Clark turns to Gotham’s own billionaire playboy, Bruce Wayne, and begs him to pretend to be his boyfriend.
What could go wrong?
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You believe me like a God, I'll Destroy you like I am by holding_the_world_on_my_back
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022), DCU
21 Sep 2025
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The people of Earth are simple and confused.
Rule without mercy.The words echoed despite having nothing to bounce off of but the tightening walls of shock and disbelief that choked Superman as the message played on every phone and billboard within the gathering yet distant crowd. They kept a distance like a wild animal that was only caged by a flimsy rope it could chew through any moment.
Gotham was flooded. Riddler was contained and under constant surveillance, but that didn't stop the consequences of his actions. Extremists, destroyed neighborhoods, violent criminals. Batman had his claws dug into falling sand through an hourglass. It was only a matter of time before he fell, too.
The broadcast that had betrayed the world, the man that had betrayed him, only widened the abysmal hole for him drown in, choked by doubts and regret and sand.Putting personal feelings aside, Batman held to that vow that held his heart the way the cowl held his pride: Protect.
No love, no man would stop him from lining his heart with lead and his weapons with Kryptonite. -
soft sounds from another planet by awxcoffeexno
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), Superman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
05 Aug 2025
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clark kent is not superman. he’s just a grumpy journalist with too much baggage and exactly zero interest in being interviewed, especially not by you, a sunshiney reporter who asks way too many questions and doesn’t take no for an answer.
you’re not supposed to like him. you’re supposed to write a quick feature, turn it in, and go back to your regularly scheduled life. not linger on his front porch. not stay for coffee. and definitely not fall for the man who writes like he’s trying to outrun his own heart.
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Kara Zor-El joins the Justice Gang (name in progress) and it turns out as well as one could imagine.
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Freudian Slip by IllLightUpTheSky4You
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
14 Sep 2024
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It was a mistake, a slip of the tongue.
“Be safe. I love you.”
The silence that followed couldn’t be a mistake.Series
- Part 5 of Superbat Week 2024
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Lonely and Greedy Demands by dandywarholic
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
24 Oct 2023
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Bruce is sent to another universe, to another Justice League, where things are just slightly different enough to get Bruce to make terrible decisions. Clark Kent never married Lois Lane, and he is a Bruce Wayne that never married Selina Kyle.
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Every day something's new by Lily_Jem for Maellecross
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Batman (Movies - Nolan), Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
13 Aug 2023
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"Mister Wayne, are you aware of the rumors about you dating the reporter from Daily Planet, Clark Kent?"
Second eyebrow joined the first in a show of surprise. Clark ? He was not aware of that one.
"Wouldn't that be fun?" He asked rhetorically with a sly grin before turning back and finally climbing the stairs, a bit nonplussed at the news. If there was one reporter he would date, it certainly would not be Clark.
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Speak Softly or Not at All by threesamurder (fairyoutlander)
Fandoms: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
01 Sep 2022
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They don't talk about it, and that suits them just fine.
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- Part 1 of By Any Other Name
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Stuck in a Rut by supermanstoddlerleash
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU
28 Jun 2022
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In which Bruce wants to learn more about Clark's alien biology and decides to experiment, to great effect. A sequel to "Par for the Course".
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- Part 21 of smtl's superbat one-shots
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Fixation by supermanstoddlerleash for jellyfitzjelly
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU
23 Jun 2022
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In which Bruce lets Clark indulge in a fantasy of his.
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- Part 20 of smtl's superbat one-shots