3XY's oneshots
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Spoke has lost everything. Everything he's ever cared about, taken from him. Jamato has stripped him of anything he can love, because when Spoke loves, he hurts people. That's what Jamato says. And Jamato is right, because Jamato has always been right, about everything.
Spoke hates Jamato. By taking everything, he has successfully taken away Spoke's control. Over others, and over himself.
There is only one thing Jamato hasn't taken.
Spoke's life.
And in a desperate effort to regain control, he takes it before Jamato can.
OR: The last moments before Spoke jumps.
OR: died 2021, born 2026, welcome back exile discduoSeries
- Part 1 of 3XY's oneshots
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I know you know, let's make out instead by BrotherChomper (Experiment666)
Fandoms: Dream SMP
08 Feb 2026
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“Why are you really here, Tommy?”
Tommy looked at him. There was a certain shine in his eyes. A glint of mischief, of knowing—the jester was planning something, and Purpled couldn’t decipher what it was. It agitated him. With every second that passed in this cold, dark end of the hallway, Purpled wanted to draw his sword more.
Tommy took a step forward. Their faces were close, and Purpled had the urge to back away. He resisted that urge. No honorable knight would back down in the face of danger.
“I think you know, Grayson. ”
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OR: Royal Knight Purpled believes the new court jester Tommy is an assassin sent to kill the princess. When he runs into that jester snooping around in the castle, he hopes to confront Tommy and prove his theory. Unfortunately for Purpled, the jester is awfully charming.
OR #2: goldenduo knight purpled x jester tommy, ragebaiter x ragebaited, plus Drista being the iconic princess she is. they kiss btw
(fyi grayson isnt purpleds actual name here it's an annoying nickname lol)Series
- Part 2 of 3XY's oneshots
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Mother Mary by BrotherChomper (Experiment666)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
31 Mar 2026
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Tommy's wings hurt. Even when they aren't out, there's a lingering ache on his back where they should be. They're itchy, heavy, and hard to move—Tommy's never known why.
Turns out, he's supposed to preen them, like a bird. And he was supposed to be taught that ages ago, by the (not quite) man who left Tommy before he was even born.
He's out of options. Humans don't know how to preen angel wings, practical experience is essential—and he doesn't know any other angels, nor anyone who could possibly have enough interactions with the divine to know that very specific bit of self-care.
Unless...
Tommy looked at Mr. Halo.
“Do you know how to preen wings?”
Mr. Halo met his gaze.
“... I do.”
OR: Bad (wifeless history teacher, possibly a wizard) preens Tommy's (best half-angel ever) wings.
OR #2: the fluff oneshot from chapter 31 of '14 year old angel gets a gun in history class'.
(this fic can be read as standalone, but if you want more context go check out the main work <3)Series
- Part 2 of 3XY's 14YOA!Universe
- Part 3 of 3XY's oneshots
