Not Boston WAG members (ages are from the start of the fic):
Vikki Marlow, 30, first ex wife of Cliff Marlow. Married him right out of high school becuase she was pregnant with their first child. Emma is 12, Max is 8, her and Cliff got divorced around 2012. Works as a bank teller.
Shannon Smith, 23, joined her cousin's real estate business striaght out of high school. Sold Cliff Marlow a house shortly after his divorce. Their engagement was quick, their marriage short, the divorce amicable except for the large amount of money Shannon's prenup snagged her.
Jaz St-Simon, 39.Married to Victor St-Simon. The only actual WAG here. From Louisiana, she's the only WAG who isn't blonde and a size zero. Has the seniority to be head WAG since the captain doesn't have a girlfriend but dislikes the main group and is disliked in return. Librarian.
Marcus Ford. Bisexual, former goalie for the Denver Pioneers who met Joshua Kane when they played and roomed together in college. They're in a queer platonic relationship. Boston team knows him as Kane's roommate and their go-to travel agent.
Callie. Dating Connor Connors ever since that time she told him she was going to steal his watch and actually stole his wallet. They are not exclusive. Might be a spy. Might be a thief. Might be a time traveler. The chat doesn't know and, quite frankly, neither do I. Is in and out of the chat, in and out of the country. Speaks several languages.
Svetlana Vetrova. Ilya Rozanov's friend (sometimes with benefits) who assembled this group after years of being around the team and sniffing out nontraditional relationships. Aromantic but not asexual. Hates being in group chats. Stole "Jane's" number because she thought the "girl" Ilya's been blushing over since his rookie season deserved some support.
Jane Doe. Definitely not Shane Hollander. Doesn't even know Rozanov, actually, how did you get this number? Likes hockey. Knows a lot about hockey. Can I interest you in a hockey fact instead of personal information?
Associated Boston Players:
Cliff Marlow. Knows his ex wives are still friendly, has no idea about the chat.
Victor St-Simon. Loves his wife. Knows the chat exists, hates that Jaz feels excluded from the main WAGs.
Joshua Kane.Aromantic and asexual, openly wears black and white rings. Went to the Ryan Price school of not really being in the closet but no one is paying attention so whatever.
Connor Connors. Has a dumb name. Loves his weird girlfriend who might or might not legally exist. Knows she is friends with Svetlana but doesn't nesseasrily know about the Not!WAGs.
Ilya Rozanov. Has no idea that Svetlana is pulling a Nick Fury years before him, or that his rival is now involved. Has clocked Marcus but not Kane, because his gaydar doesn't include the asexuality/aromantic spectrum.
Odinsonn. A Sweedish rookie billeting with the St-Simons.
Bonus:
Elena Rygg. Just wanted to comfort a hot girl in a club bathroom while visiting Kip while he's at grad school in Boston. Got to help said hot girl through a sexual awakening. Can't believe she's gotten tied up with more professional hockey players. Fuck.
