The Not-So-Omniscient Addams
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The Inefficiency of Human Relationship Classifications by feiyah
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022)
15 May 2026
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Wednesday Addams has never had friends.
Relationships, to her, have always been simple: if you care about someone, you stay close to them, memorize them, prioritize them above everything else. That is how the Addams family loves, and Wednesday has never known anything different.
Then Enid Sinclair starts insisting that “friends” are apparently not supposed to dry each other’s hair, share blankets, or hold each other at night.
Wednesday finds human relationship classifications increasingly inefficient.
Enid finds herself increasingly unable to explain why.
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- Part 1 of The Not-So-Omniscient Addams
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Enid Sinclair knew Wednesday Addams had no interest in Xavier Thorpe.
Unfortunately, knowing that did not make it any easier to watch him stand too close.
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- Part 2 of The Not-So-Omniscient Addams
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Wednesday Addams has only ever seen the world in black, white, and endless shades of gray.
Then Enid Sinclair walks into her life, bright and impossible to ignore, and becomes the first color Wednesday has ever seen.
Terrified by how much she begins to need that color, Wednesday does what she knows best: she pushes Enid away.
But when Enid finally leaves, Wednesday is forced to face the truth that Enid was never just color in her gray world.
She was someone Wednesday had to learn how to see.
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- Part 3 of The Not-So-Omniscient Addams
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Enid Sinclair has been courting Wednesday Addams for three months.
Everyone at Nevermore knows—except Wednesday.
Sugarless hot chocolate, carefully engineered physical contact, a nearly black rose, and one painfully obvious confession in a cemetery all fail to register as romantic data. It takes a terrible love story and ninety-eight fictional sunsets for Wednesday to realize two things:
Enid has been waiting for her to notice.
And Wednesday has been waiting for Enid all along.
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- Part 4 of The Not-So-Omniscient Addams