we, yes, WE H8 the kiy ✌

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• i steal a few breaths from the world for a minute by JustaSliceofBread148

  Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Major Character Death
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  28 May 2026

  Tags

  • Major Character Death
  • Avery | AveryTheMayo & Derek Hutchins | d3rLord3
  • Avery | AveryTheMayo/Derek Hutchins | d3rLord3
  • Avery | AveryTheMayo & Derek Hutchins | d3rLord3's Mother
  • Avery | AveryTheMayo
  • Derek Hutchins | d3rLord3
  • Derek Hutchins | d3rLord3's Mother
  • Mentioned The King in Yellow | Hastur (Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist)
  • Mentioned Derek Hutchins | d3rLord3
  • Angst
  • Unhappy Ending
  • The Author Regrets Nothing
  • Author Is Sleep Deprived
  • Whump
  • whump?? idk i dont write things like this often idk if thats the correct tag
  • Title from a Mitski Song
  • Song: Me and My Husband (Mitski)
  • no beta we die like the king in yellow
  • my friend who dubbed herself the king in yaoi told me that she FORBID me to publish this lol
  • Trans Avery | AveryTheMayo
  • Grief/Mourning
  • Heavy Angst
  • Hurt No Comfort
  • author is NOT a mortician lol

  Summary

  Avery was lucky he hadn’t grieved much in life.

  Was it possible to mourn someone you never knew?

  Avery wasn’t sure if he was supposed to be mourning Derek.

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  Avery spirals a little bit thinking about how to react to Dereks death.

  Series

  • Part 1 of we, yes, WE H8 the kiy ✌

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,449

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  16

  Hits:

  96

• lmaooooo gett DIVORCED BOZOOOO by JustaSliceofBread148

  Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series), SCP Foundation  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M, Multi
  • Complete Work

  28 May 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Avery | AveryTheMayo/Derek Hutchins | d3rLord3
  • The King In Yellow | Hastur/"The Scarlet King" | SCP-001
  • Kasane Teto & Tenna
  • Avery | AveryTheMayo
  • Derek Hutchins | d3rLord3
  • SCP-999 (SCP Foundation)
  • Kasane Teto
  • Tenna (Deltarune)
  • "The Scarlet King" | SCP-001
  • Moon Lord (Terraria)
  • Divorce
  • Crack
  • Crack Crossover
  • Crack Relationships
  • Mentioned Phoenix Wright
  • Mentioned Monokuma (Danganronpa)
  • Hey so why isnt cuthulu a tag?
  • nah screw cuthulu why isnt GACHA LIFE MINI MOVIE A TAG????
  • Why Did I Write This?
  • Domestic Fluff
  • The Author Regrets Nothing
  • Meme: Miku Binder Thomas Jefferson
  • Slimeknight
  • References to Hamilton - Miranda
  • Parental Tenna (Deltarune)
  • kasane teto experiences the horrors
  • It/Its Pronouns For The King In Yellow | Hastur (Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist)
  • It/Its Pronouns For The King In Yellow (Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist)

  Summary

  “yo you cooking eggs? aw hell yeah gimme scrambled.”

   

  “Ohh my god who invited you.” Derek groaned and face palmed. Avery grabbed the fly swatter and ran full speed at the King. The King shrieked like a girl whilst being chased out of the house, before eventually collapsing at the door and Avery standing over it.

   

  “And DONT come BACK you PRICK.” The slime shut the door on the King.

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  or the kiy gets a divorce with the scarlet king

  Series

  • Part 2 of we, yes, WE H8 the kiy ✌

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  794

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  22

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

  174