Sorry if I look a mess, I'm still wiping the blood off my dress

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• Back to my old ways, back to no heart by dantebea

  Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  30 May 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Emily Charlton/Andrea Sachs
  • Emily Charlton
  • Andrea Sachs
  • Miranda Priestly
  • Nigel Kipling
  • vampire
  • Vampire AU
  • Enemies to Lovers
  • Flirting
  • no beta we die like a vampire that emily killed
  • Buffy AU
  • Lesbian Emily Charlton
  • Bisexual Andrea Sachs
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • black cat emily and golden retriever andy as usual
  • TWO IDIOTS
  • Vampire Hunter/Vampire Relationship
  • Vampire Hunters

  Summary

  Emily Charlton arrives in Paris expecting a routine mission: track down a vampire network and deal with the aftermath of a name she never thought she’d hear again, Miranda.

  What she doesn’t expect is Andrea Sachs.

  Series

  • Part 1 of Sorry if I look a mess, I'm still wiping the blood off my dress

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,575

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  16

  Kudos:

  113

  Bookmarks:

  6

  Hits:

  592

• You Stole The Show by dantebea

  Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  30 May 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Emily Charlton/Andrea Sachs
  • Emily Charlton
  • Andrea Sachs
  • Christian Thompson (Devil Wears Prada)
  • Nigel Kipling
  • Miranda Priestly
  • vampire
  • Vampire AU
  • Enemies to Lovers
  • Flirting
  • Emily wants to kill people
  • she can't
  • Buffy AU
  • Nigel already knows too much
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Vampire Hunter/Vampire Relationship
  • andy wears a tie !!!
  • Possessive Andrea Sachs

  Summary

  Emily finally finds a lead on Miranda's growing vampire network.

  The lead turns out to be Andrea Sachs.

  This feels deeply unfair.

  Series

  • Part 2 of Sorry if I look a mess, I'm still wiping the blood off my dress

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  5,429

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  14

  Hits:

  58