Everybody Knows John

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• Everybody Knows John by HarryHinderson

  Fandoms: Homestuck  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M, Gen
  • Complete Work

  09 Feb 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • John Egbert/Rose Lalonde
  • John Egbert
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Fluff
  • Domestic Fluff
  • Fluff and Angst
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • The Homestuck Epilogues
  • Not Canon Compliant - The Homestuck Epilogues
  • Post-Canon
  • Infidelity

  Summary

  An AU where John is the most well adjusted person on Earth C

  Series

  • Part 1 of Everybody Knows John

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,710

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  32

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

  496

• The Zeroth Guy by HarryHinderson

  Fandoms: Homestuck  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F, F/M, Multi
  • Complete Work

  31 May 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Calliope/John Egbert/Roxy Lalonde
  • Calliope/Roxy Lalonde
  • John Egbert/Roxy Lalonde
  • Calliope (Homestuck)
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • John Egbert
  • Pancakes
  • Polyamory
  • Asexual Character
  • Asexuality
  • Asexuality Spectrum
  • Domestic Fluff
  • Fluff
  • Fluff and Angst
  • Ambiguous Relationships
  • Queerplatonic Relationships
  • Interspecies Relationship(s)
  • Aegosexuality
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Post-Canon
  • Not Canon Compliant - The Homestuck Epilogues
  • The Homestuck Epilogues
  • Sexuality Crisis
  • Childhood Trauma
  • Past Trauma

  Summary

  They're so beautiful together. A masterful composition.

  You're loved. You're wanted. Maybe even needed.

  So why do you still just watch from the frame?

  Series

  • Part 2 of Everybody Knows John

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,731

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  1

  Kudos:

  20

  Hits:

  167