WAOLOM
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Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? (you should be) by Snoweylily
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Jun 2026
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“No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
“That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
Harry didn't like the sound of that.
“But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
“Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.
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- Part 1 of WAOLOM
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Severus’s voice was low, dangerous. “What do you want from me?”
“Anything” Sirius panted, “Everything”.
He tilted his head at him in idle amusement. “Everything? You forget who you’re dealing with, Black. I would argue that your cardigan-wearing baker boyfriend has far tamer tastes than a Death Eater and Dark wizard”.
He felt a presence behind him and tensed as Remus pressed himself against his back, his breath hot against his ear.
“You could make that argument” he agreed, his voice a mere rumble, “But you would be wrong. When Sirius says he likes everything - he likes everything”.or, the Severus/Sirius/Remus PWP series we all need.
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- Part 2 of WAOLOM
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Before Harry could respond, he was yanked forward, and then Tom’s mouth crashed onto his.
It wasn’t careful, it wasn’t patient, it was possession distilled into a single, consuming moment - raw and electric and devastating. Harry melted against him, his knees going weak, all the air punched from his lungs. Tom held him upright by sheer force of will, kissing him like he was owed it, and all Harry wanted was more, more, more, and-
Tom tore himself away.
Harry swayed forward, breathless and dazed, instinctively reaching out for him - but Tom was already watching him with a soft, cruel smile playing at the edges of his lips.
“Remember, darling” he whispered, “You are mine”.
And then, with a sudden, brutal twist, his hand fisted in Harry’s shirt and shoved him backwards off the cliff.or, the Tom/Harry PWP series we all need.
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- Part 3 of WAOLOM