Skk being idiots
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The assassin and his mentally insane prince by Ventliaee for riss_is_here18
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
08 Jun 2026
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Dazai sighed, looking utterly disinterested, and began to speak.
"I've been expecting you for hours!Do you have any idea how boring it is waiting to get killed?" he asked, acting as if this was a normal conversation someone woukd have over a cup of tea.
Chuuya gaped, this bastard was defenitely insane.Dazai turned to him once more
"Hey! You're way shorter than expected, do they usually allow assassins to be this small?""What is wrong with you?"
"Lots of things, apparently"
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Chuuya Nakahara is an assassin, his current target is one Prince Dazai Osamu.However, he is uttterly shocjed when Dazai is much happier about his assassination than any normal, sane person.Series
- Part 1 of Skk being idiots
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Partners, Apparently by Ventliaee for riss_is_here18, Rain_Beyond_The_Window42, SAlLORR, stxriii
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
15 Jun 2026
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"You're paying."
Dazai blinked.
"For what?"
"For making me deal with this."
"That's not how money works."
"It is today."
"You can't just invent financial laws."
"I can if I throw you through a window."
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- Part 2 of Skk being idiots