Confessions of an Accidental Live-In Disaster

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Series Begun:
2026-05-24
Series Updated:
2026-07-07
Description:

Hello.

I’m Luca Haas.

Professional hockey player, occasional artist, chronic overthinker, and, according to some people, a walking disaster.

This series is a collection of journals, memoir chapters, sketches, fantasies, secret diaries, questionable decisions, emotional crises, and whatever else I feel compelled to document before I forget it.

It mostly revolves around hockey. (Read: except when it revolves around Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov. Which it frequently does.)

What began as a temporary living arrangement with newlyweds Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov has slowly become something much harder to define.

I keep trying anyway.

Results may vary.

Mature themes throughout. Secret Diary entries are explicit.

Notes:

Each Confessions of an Accidental Live-In Disaster installment covers one NHL season and the summer that follows.

There is currently a four-year plan, which is frankly a terrifying amount of commitment.

Everything is written in diary format by a seriously scatterbrained narrator and can mostly be read as slice-of-life.

The plot is a very slow burn.

So is real life.

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94,396
Works:
2
Complete:
No
Bookmarks:
9

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