stuck in the pitt
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Diana Calavera hates hospitals. Nothing really happens to change that.
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Diana Calavera has never had a soul meant for anyone other than her family. Unfortunately, a last minute metamorphosis (aka: the end of monster puberty) sends her headlong into an obsession that rivals even the most devoted of vampire mates.
Forced to stay in the proximity of her childhood crush/enemy Trinity Santos or risk going insane, Diana must stay on top of a hundred things. These include being the sole caregiver for her younger sister/pseudo-daughter Selena, stopping herself from strangling her cousin Aster, and working for the hidden supernatural security company Hyperion - which was founded by her great aunt with the express purpose of driving her race into extinction.
And all of that is before getting into the “complication” that is Cassie McKay.
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- Part 4 of black hole heart
- Part 1 of stuck in the pitt
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Diana shows up at Cassie's house after a less than ideal run in with another supernatural creature. What happens next shouldn't surprise her, but does.
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- Part 2 of stuck in the pitt
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Diana Calavera has never ONCE contemplated tying the knot. Marriage was so far from her mind she didn't even have the foresight to be disdainful of the idea. Therefore, when an arranged marriage between her and a childhood friend/obligation becomes a genuine possibility, she's forced to face something she could have never imagined... a wife. Oddly enough, the transformation from perpetually single eldritch spirit to a hopelessly devoted, uxorious eldritch spirit is easy.
Well. It would be, if not for the fact her precious wife keeps trying to fuck someone else.
On the other hand, Victoria Javadi has somehow managed to bag BOTH of her deeply inappropriate formative crushes. She's winning at this no matter what anyone says.
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- Part 3 of stuck in the pitt
- Part 1 of Sickly Sweet-verse
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Most nights after they finish, Diana sits on the floor beside the bed and reads a book. This is not surprising, really. Diana is always doing something else when Cassie and Victoria were having sex, popping up randomly to scold her wife about being gentle (so fucking embarrassing) and then disappearing into whatever hobby has claimed her attention.
This hobby is usually something small and unobtrusive—nothing that makes too much noise and nothing that requires her leaving the room. Books, comics, puzzles—anything to keep her hands and mind busy.
Once, she’d even been folding laundry.
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Cassie gets topped for her birthday while Diana and Victoria bicker.
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- Part 3 of Sickly Sweet-verse
- Part 4 of stuck in the pitt
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