The Mad Ones
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The Only People for Me (Are the Mad Ones) by a_fine_and_private_place
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Jun 2026
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It begins and ends, much like in another life, for love of a woman.
Voldemort never faced a choice between two prophesied boys, because one of them was born a girl. A girl, he believed, wasn’t much of a threat to a wizard like him.*
*this decision aged poorly, in entirely new ways.
Or: Ivy Potter grew up surrounded by love, with a predilection for chaos instead of heroism, while Neville Longbottom had a raw scar stretched across his forehead gifting him a serpent's tongue. And just like that, a new fate, an old fate, is sealed.
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- Part 1 of The Mad Ones
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How to Get Away with Not Getting Murdered by a_fine_and_private_place
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jul 2026
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After the third time Orion Black gets her killed in his battle for the throne of magical Britain and she wakes up back on the morning of their engagement, Ivy Potter decides true love just might not be for her. It’s time to marry a safer, saner man, with less of a death wish and far fewer enemies. She wants to live, after all. Besides, it’s not as though he remembers their past lives. How hard can it be to break off the engagement and avoid him in this one?
…. very hard, if Orion Black has anything to say about it.
Or: a magical Regency AU where Ivy Potter does her best to subscribe to the “Avoid the Death Trap Husband” Package, Orion Black thinks His Wife is SO ADORABLE when she pretends not to know him and tries to run away from him right before he drags her straight back to their house, and Everyone Else is confused why the Potter and Black Heirs are feuding like a married couple without ever having been married.
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- Part 2 of The Mad Ones
