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1. How to Get Away with Not Getting Murdered by a_fine_and_private_place

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   10 Jul 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Harry Potter/Orion Black (OC)
   • James Potter/Lily Evans Potter
   • Sirius Black/Remus Lupin
   • Harry Potter
   • Orion Black
   • James Potter
   • Lily Evans Potter
   • Sirius Black
   • Remus Lupin
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Hermione Granger
   • Ron Weasley
   • Susan Bones
   • Cedric Diggory
   • Michael Corner
   • Theodore Nott
   • Regulus Black
   • Andromeda Black Tonks
   • Peter Pettigrew
   • Frank Longbottom
   • Alice Longbottom
   • Neville Longbottom
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Astoria Greengrass
   • Daphne Greengrass
   • Alternate Universe
   • Female Harry Potter
   • Alternate Universe - No Voldemort (Harry Potter)
   • James Potter and Lily Evans Potter Raise Harry Potter
   • James Potter & Lily Evans Potter Live
   • Sirius Black and Remus Lupin Have a Son
   • Reincarnation
   • Death Stays Stressed and Tired
   • Regency if you Squint
   • Pureblood Culture (Harry Potter)
   • But Make it the Black Monarchy

   Summary

   After the third time Orion Black gets her killed in his battle for the throne of magical Britain and she wakes up back on the morning of their engagement, Ivy Potter decides true love just might not be for her. It’s time to marry a safer, saner man, with less of a death wish and far fewer enemies. She wants to live, after all. Besides, it’s not as though he remembers their past lives. How hard can it be to break off the engagement and avoid him in this one?

   …. very hard, if Orion Black has anything to say about it.

   Or: a magical Regency AU where Ivy Potter does her best to subscribe to the “Avoid the Death Trap Husband” Package, Orion Black thinks His Wife is SO ADORABLE when she pretends not to know him and tries to run away from him right before he drags her straight back to their house, and Everyone Else is confused why the Potter and Black Heirs are feuding like a married couple without ever having been married.

   Series

   • Part 2 of The Mad Ones

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   English

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