it's 5'o'clock somewhere (a little bloodymary never hurt anybody)

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• A Nearsighted Angel by SmollymaukTheBard

  Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  06 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
  • Ryland Grace & Rocky
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) & Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • Ryland Grace
  • Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) Loves Ryland Grace
  • Ryland Grace Loves The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • Rocky is a Little Shit (Project Hail Mary)
  • Let Rocky Say Fuck (Project Hail Mary)
  • Fluff
  • Domestic Fluff
  • Ryland Grace Is Not Graceful
  • boy if you don't put those glasses on correctly
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) is a mother hen
  • a little bit
  • Ryland Grace's Biodome | Beach House on Erid
  • Slice of Life
  • Established The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
  • Amputee The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • I'm Bad at Tagging
  • no AI
  • Fuck AI
  • if you feed my work to ai I'll feed you to the blood eel
  • you can pry my '-' from my cold dead hands
  • Touch-Starved Ryland Grace
  • no beta we die like astrophage

  Summary

  misadventures (and morning kisses) with Grace's poor, endangered eyeglasses

  Series

  • Part 1 of it's 5'o'clock somewhere (a little bloodymary never hurt anybody)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,740

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  11

  Kudos:

  136

  Bookmarks:

  10

  Hits:

  597

• love like a blade by SmollymaukTheBard

  Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  10 Jul 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
  • Ryland Grace & Rocky
  • Ryland Grace & Eva Stratt
  • Adrian & Ryland Grace
  • Carl & Ryland Grace
  • Ryland Grace
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • Eva Stratt
  • Ava (Iron Lung)
  • Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
  • Adrian (Project Hail Mary)
  • Carl (Project Hail Mary 2026)
  • Yáo Li-Jie (Project Hail Mary)
  • Olesya Ilyukhina
  • Alternate Universe - Medieval
  • Alternate Universe - Royalty
  • Royal Ryland Grace
  • Ryland Grace and Rocky are Platonic Soulmates
  • Ryland Grace & Rocky are Best Friends
  • Protective Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
  • Human Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
  • Human Adrian (Project Hail Mary)
  • He/Him and They/Them Pronouns for Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
  • They/Them Pronouns for Adrian (Project Hail Mary)
  • Soldier The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) Loves Ryland Grace
  • Amputee The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • eventually
  • Don't Worry About It
  • Protective The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • no AI
  • I am anti ai
  • if you feed my work to ai I'll feed you to the blood eel
  • no beta we die like simon almost does in this fic
  • what
  • who said that
  • almost is the key word okay it'll be fine
  • Stratt's Vat is Ryland Grace's ruling council
  • Spymaster Ava (Iron Lung)
  • Human Rocky (Project Hail Mary) Looks Like James Ortiz
  • rocktiz my beloved
  • Human Adrian (Project Hail Mary) Looks Like Meryl Streep
  • she can do anything
  • Background Relationships
  • Ava (Iron Lung)/Eva Stratt - Freeform
  • Rocky/Adrian (Project Hail Mary)
  • Mentioned Tom Ryder
  • I haven't seen Fall Guy I just needed a guy who could be a punching bag
  • Mentioned Annie Shapiro (Project Hail Mary)
  • Mentioned Martin DuBois (Project Hail Mary)
  • Mentioned Dimitri Komorov (Project Hail Mary Book)
  • Mentioned Dr. Lokken (Project Hail Mary Book)
  • Mentioned The Nannybot | Armando (Project Hail Mary)
  • Human Armando (Project Hail Mary)
  • Ryland Grace is on the Asexuality Spectrum
  • The Convict | Simon is on the Asexuality Spectrum
  • Author is Aromantic Asexual
  • Canon-Typical Violence
  • Medical Inaccuracies
  • Olesya Ilyukhina and Yáo Li-Jie Die
  • Queerplatonic BloodyMary on the Rocks if you look at it from the right angle

  Summary

  a banished mercenary, a less than graceful sovereign, and a war borne in their union

  (this turned into way bigger a project than I thought it was gonna be so good luck, reader)

  Series

  • Part 2 of it's 5'o'clock somewhere (a little bloodymary never hurt anybody)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  19,112

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  7

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  72