July Single Sentence Story Saturdays
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Palaeontologists and the Practical Joke by IneffableProfessionals
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
13 Jul 2026
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Palaeontologist: A museum prank turns into a real expedition when mysterious fossils end up sending Professors Crowley and Fell to the Hebrides.
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- Part 1 of July Single Sentence Story Saturdays
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The Marine Mammal Vet and The Merman in the Cove by IneffableProfessionals
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
13 Jul 2026
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Marine Mammal Vet: When vet Aziraphale Fell goes looking for a stranded sea lion, he finds something far more unexpected tangled in the nets: a merman named Crowley.
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- Part 2 of July Single Sentence Story Saturdays
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Disclosures and Ducks by IneffableProfessionals
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Jul 2026
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Lawyer Crowley is new to his chambers. He cannot be crushing on the bloody judge. No matter how many friendly lunches they enjoy together. Fortunately, Judge Aziraphale's clerk Anathema realises this very much mutual crush is ONLY a problem if they *don't* act on it. Fortunately, she has a plan. And a picnic basket.
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- Part 3 of July Single Sentence Story Saturdays
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The Charge Nurse and the Consultant by IneffableProfessionals
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Jul 2026
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Charge Nurse Crowley is secretly smitten by Dr Fell - but then a feisty patient, Mr Shadwell, declares the angelic doctor is Crowley's for the taking. Crowley is ready to dismiss it, only to find Dr Fell waiting for him at the end of their shift with an umbrella....
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- Part 4 of July Single Sentence Story Saturdays
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New Guy Aziraphale on the 8th floor is *terrible* at technology. Crowley has been called up from the basement to provide tech support three times this month already.
Weird, though, how adept Aziraphale is when he borrows the new PC. He suggests they go back to his place, via a romantic French bistro, to discuss tech training.
Cue terrible flirting, dropping the ruse, blushes all round, and an *actual* date arranged.
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- Part 5 of July Single Sentence Story Saturdays
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Aziraphale loves the farmers market. He loves the honey stall. And the red headed bee-keeper. When Mr Brown's unwanted advances push him into a panic attack, the red head comes to his rescue. He goes home feeling frisky, with a phone number.
He doesn't count on Cousin Alan turning up on his doorstep with an identity crisis and a suitcase of stolen bees. Perhaps Crowley can save him for a second time in one day?
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- Part 6 of July Single Sentence Story Saturdays
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Lighthouse keeper Crowley drags three people off the beach when their ship goes down - one, Aziraphale, reveals he was coming to Crowley's island with a basket of sushi to cure a family curse. And it's all a little bit silly.
Thanks to the Ineffable Professional Bang discord server members for 24 hours of chaos that created this weird little fic, writing one line at a time.
CW - for brief description of near drowning
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- Part 7 of July Single Sentence Story Saturdays
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,137
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
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Teacher Aziraphale is having quite a day. A glitter explosion and a wrecked classroom means he has to stay and help the school janitor Crowley with a clean up. A joke about glitter and Pride 2006 makes the pair realise they have met before....
A wee ficlet about missed connections, written one line at a time by the members of the Ineffable Professional Bang server.
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- Part 8 of July Single Sentence Story Saturdays