Calladayce: Tales of a Bananar - The Epic Series Franchise Tale Blockbuster Anthology Special
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Calladayce, the Comically Large Bananar, and Other Whimsical Tales by FreeSolaria
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000
01 Aug 2026
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Calladayce Taurovalia Kesh: she was the Custode that almost destroyed Terra, the rocket-rider of a would-be cyclonic warhead that could’ve undone the entire universe in one fell stroke and ignited the chain reaction of chain reactions leading to that, were it not for a timely intervention from her brethren and a distrustful vox-officer.
But attempting to nuke the seat of the Imperium in a Blood Game was BARELY even her first antic. Behind the story that made her reputable is a much bigger, and sillier personality than many other notables of the galaxy can not claim to be. One that has lived for 6,000 years, and doesn’t intend on letting the grim darkness of the far future irk her flair… For the silly. And she has a lot of it!
Featuring tales, mostly whimsical, centred around the unexpected Custodian herself!
Set at times in and also after the Reign of Blood (AKA when Goge “I’m Too Busy To Die” Vandire was ruling the Imperium of Man), with stories ranging from early-M36 to M42.If you want to immediately jump into reading it without reading the prior context-sections, please head to “The Comically Large Bananar” chapter!
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In the grim darkness of the far future, a Custodian of the Unexpected lives: Calladayce Taurovalia Kesh.
Once just another carbon copy of her kind: a stoic, duty-bound, vigil-keeping mentally, spiritually, bio-alchemically, and soulfully-loyal guardian of her “King of Ages”, Calladayce Taurovalia Kesh would break these very shackles and chart 6,000 years of her life as her own woman. Free even of being written, she blazed a goofy path of whimsies and fun along the way!
But there was always a chance that she could have never been the woman she was. Two years after facing down an identity crisis, spawned by having been written of as just another unfeeling machine, Calladayce has now discovered that this gilded automaton DID exist. And she’s NOT going to let the last remnants of that soulless Custode get away with her identity!
With a team of fellow unexpecteds by her side, Calladayce sets off to confront the root of her evil-self, and eliminate the last vestiges of her identity crisis-spawning portrayal for good.
Will they succeed, or will the darkness swallow them?
Set in 011.M42…
(With some skippable explanations for certain things mentioned in the Calladaycean bundle of stories!)
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