The Crow's Hardest Workers (just at the wrong thing)
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Busy Demo (All The Time) by zambietrash2
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)
04 Jul 2026
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“You want me to do what?” Wylan was really hoping he somehow misheard Kaz’s request.
“Sing at the Emerald Palace and then go home with Doughty, drug him, then let Inej in to gather info. It’s not a hard job.” Kaz said looking at the others who were nodding in varying degrees of agreement.
“What if he actually tries to sleep with me and I can’t drug him? I’m not opening my legs so you can get info Kaz.” Wylan crossed his arms chin jutting out in defiance.
“I’ll send Jesper too then. He can watch at the bar to make sure his drink gets drugged and that way when you’re back at his apartment by the time he could even do anything he’ll be knocked out.” Kaz folded his hands seemingly having an answer for everything.Look out it's Wylan the honeypot expert. (can you tell he has no idea what he's doing?)
Now with a Jesper version!Series
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Not the Sharpest Shooter by zambietrash2
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)
26 Jul 2026
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He looked at Wylan who looked particularly put out by something and Jesper realized he had heard none of what Kaz had just said. He knew it was bad because Wylan was talking back.
“What if he actually tries to sleep with me and I can’t drug him? I’m not opening my legs so you can get info Kaz.” Wylan crossed his arms like he was vicious and not the adorable kinda demo man they all knew. He was sure Wylan thought he was being intimidating but the pout in his bottom lip made him look like a puppy having to go on a walk in the rain.
“I’ll send Jesper too then.” Jesper glanced back at Kaz, shocked to hear his name in what he supposed on context clues was a stealth mission. “He can watch at the bar to make sure his drink gets drugged and that way when you’re back at his apartment by the time he could even do anything he’ll be knocked out.” Kaz folded his hands seemingly able to diffuse the situation and Jesper watched Wylan’s shoulders crawl to his ears.Jesper's version of Busy Demo (All the time) if you haven't read it yet it would be best to read the chapters together line up mission 1 with strike 1 and so on
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