Harry Potter and The Gay Sex He Somehow Finds Himself In.
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Misery Loves Company (And So Does Harry Potter) by StarSpangledBlonde
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Jun 2026
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Harry Potter's life has been, by all terms, uneventful and repetitive. He thought he had it all planned out, but apparently, he was wrong.
After his divorce from Ginny Weasley, his friends convince him to head out to the club with them. He's reluctant, but goes.
Once there, he finds someone who catches his eye, with long blond hair and a soft smile that made him swoon almost as soon as he ordered the mysterious person a drink.
He simply needed to know who that was...
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Draco Malfoy and His Pussy Whisperer by StarSpangledBlonde
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jul 2026
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After a cruel joke played by Draco's friends, he finds himself in a questionable situation with Harry Potter. Draco Malfoy's words are turned on him when he discovers that Potter has a knack for handing his 'pussy' in more ways than one.
Not just his sweet kitty, Princess Wisteria.
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