PHM Bloodymary Coltland Twins Spiderverse AU

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• Darn it, let’s do this one final time! by The_River_Girl

  Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), Iron Lung (2026), The Fall Guy (2024)  

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  24 Aug 2026

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  • Ryland Grace & Rocky
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung) & Ryland Grace
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
  • Ryland Grace & Colt Seavers
  • Adrian & Ryland Grace & Rocky
  • Ryland Grace & Everyone
  • Angs - Relationship
  • Ryland Grace
  • Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
  • Gwen Stacy | Spider-Gwen
  • Peter B. Parker (Spider-Verse Animated Movies)
  • Hobie Brown of Earth-138 | Spider-Punk
  • Pavitr Prabhakar
  • Peter Benjamin Parker | Spider-Man Noir
  • Margo Kess
  • Peni Parker (Spider-Verse Animated Movies)
  • Peter Porker
  • Colt Seavers
  • Jody Moreno
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • Adrian (Project Hail Mary)
  • Alternate Universe
  • Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers
  • Based on a Tumblr Post
  • Ryland Grace Is Not Graceful
  • that tag is true in every universe
  • Humor
  • Rocky is a Little Shit (Project Hail Mary)
  • Crack Crossover
  • Is this crack???
  • in any case if it is
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Ryland Grace and Colt Seavers are Twins
  • Background Jody Moreno/Colt Seavers
  • Minor Adrian/Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
  • How Do I Tag
  • seriously how TF do I tag this fic???
  • I Blame Tumblr
  • specifically Kyri45
  • Spiderman AU
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • Spidergrace
  • Queerplatonic The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
  • Angst
  • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
  • Comic Book Science
  • Canon-Typical Violence
  • (looks at list of fandoms)
  • ok yeah that tag means jack shit; I mean more Spiderverse and Fall Guy levels of canon typical violence

  Summary

  Ryland Grace thought that working on secret government science projects and then being basically bitten by a radioactive spider and then turning into a gosh-darn superhuman would be the wildest thing that ever happened to him. Because why wouldn't it???

  But then one day, after coming home from his perfectly NORMAL job as a school teacher, he senses something. Something new, yet familiar. After trying to chase his best friend's worry away (that certainly won't bite him in the butt, no....) he walks into his house and finds...NINE other spider people. A good chunk of them, by the way, are TEENAGERS and he's pretty certain that he shouldn't be ok with literal kids runninga round risking lives. He's a teacher, for crying out loud!
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  Based on this post by Kyri45 on Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/kyri45/819704501625847808/was-inspired-by-the-wonderful-post-by

  Series

  • Part 1 of PHM Bloodymary Coltland Twins Spiderverse AU

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