A Highly Inconvenient Definition
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A Highly Inconvenient Definition of Safe by Disanacht
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Aug 2026
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The Department of Mysteries promises Harry that its experimental ritual will identify and remove the magical vulnerabilities left by Voldemort’s soul fragment.
Instead, it gives him black cat ears, an expressive tail and the ability to disappear whenever he feels threatened.
There is only one problem.
The spell does not take Harry somewhere he believes he should be safe.
It takes him to the person his magic believes will keep him alive.
Unfortunately for everyone involved, that person is Lord Voldemort.Series
- Part 1 of A Highly Inconvenient Definition
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A Highly Inconvenient Definition of Family by Disanacht
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Aug 2026
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Harry Potter has defeated Voldemort, accidentally ended up magically tethered to Voldemort, fallen in love with Voldemort, ended a war, acquired a house and somehow acquired three kneazles despite very specifically agreeing that they were only staying temporarily.
He considers this a respectable amount of personal growth.
Then Hearth House starts stealing blankets.
Harry assumes Tom has done something.
Tom assumes Harry has secretly adopted something.
Hermione assumes they are both idiots.
Severus takes one look at the nest being constructed out of Harry’s socks, goes unnervingly quiet and asks a question nobody else has considered.
“When did your kneazle magic last cycle?”
Harry has absolutely no idea what that means.
Unfortunately, his magic does.Series
- Part 2 of A Highly Inconvenient Definition