Baby, pass the bottle
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“There's no point in gettin’ shy, Tobi. Your senpai knows, mm.”
Obito wished nothing more than to Kamui himself away. The jig is up. Deidara knows. Alas, he couldn’t escape this, not without raising more questions. He braced for the worst.
Deidara smiled, rosy cheeks, glassy eyes and dimples. “You want me,” he slurred with utmost confidence.
Obito didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. Just like he didn’t know if Deidara missed the point or hit the bull eye. He only knew he’ll be needing a drink too.
In which Deidara gets drunk and hits on Tobi.
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- Part 1 of Baby, pass the bottle
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“Tobi, I’m gonna drink myself to death, mm,” Deidara warned, sounding evenly flirty and bitter.
“Sure senpai,” was all Tobi managed to utter, blow away by stripper’s double D’s.
Deidara seethed. Used to Tobi’s undivided attention, being ignored felt like a slap to the face – a challenge he’ll surely come to regret. He’s a bottle away from discarding dignity alongside many articles of clothing and recapturing his fool’s attention, one way or another.
Obito’s and Deidara’s communication issues and sexual tension at the tavern leave no survivors.
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- Part 2 of Baby, pass the bottle
