Lazy Bum's Work
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Intern has three goals: arrive at Animal Hospital on time, prove they deserve their new job, and drink enough coffee to silence the strange hunger gnawing beneath their ribs.
Spilling coffee over a perfectly dressed black feline was never part of the plan. Discovering that the same grumpy feline is the hospital’s Secret Agent—and their new coworker—only makes matters worse.
Between chaotic shifts, dangerous anomalies, relentless teasing from their coworkers, and Agent’s increasingly obvious affection flying straight over Intern’s long ears, their disastrous first meeting slowly becomes something neither expected. But coffee can only keep Intern’s secret quiet for so long—and uncovering dangerous anomalies is Agent’s job.A slow-burn romance about hospital chaos, classified feelings, seven sugars, and one dangerously dense rabbit.
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- Part 1 of Lazy Bum's Work
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Agent can handle dangerous threats, strict procedures and emergency situations.
Patients, however? Not so much.
Fortunately, Intern—his younger but far more experienced workplace senior—is there to help him survive his disastrous first shift. But after fourteen exhausting hours, a quiet rooftop break and one borrowed flame ignite something neither of them expected.
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- Part 2 of Lazy Bum's Work
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After saving Intern from an anomaly attack, Agent discovers that his harmless new coworker is hiding teeth of their own.
He should report them.
Instead, fascination becomes a crush, the crush decays into obsession, and Agent begins collecting every piece of Intern’s life he can find.
When Intern disappears from work, Agent does too.
Behind three locked doors and a wall covered with photographs, Agent finally shows Intern exactly how much he wants them—and makes one dangerously vulnerable request.
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- Part 3 of Lazy Bum's Work
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Across four changing seasons, Agent remains beside the spouse who cannot wake.
Green fades into autumn, autumn freezes beneath winter, and winter finally blooms into spring—but when the dying tree outside Intern’s window is left with only eleven leaves, they open their eyes for one final, borrowed day.
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- Part 4 of Lazy Bum's Work
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Secretary 2’s first week at Animal Hospital begins with homemade pastries, endless kindness and two coworkers who mistake her gentleness for weakness.
But when Secretary 1 and Ron finally push her too far, one tearful phone call summons two of Animal Corp Headquarters’ most feared secretaries—and exposes a family secret nobody at the hospital knew.
Secretary 1 is about to learn that bullying the wrong sheep can turn an office tyrant into a very obedient lap dog.
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- Part 5 of Lazy Bum's Work
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Animal Hospital has a reception desk, a questionable vending machine, and a staff trained to kill.
Behind its ordinary appointments operates a covert anti-anomaly force, accepting classified commissions from Animal Corp. Everyone has a specialty. Everyone has a façade. Even headquarters knows better than to interfere.
Intern has spent their life hiding what they are.
Then a small black cat corners them in an alley—and the hospital decides their next special unit needs an orientation.
Every case brings another impossible creature, another disturbing discovery, and another report that cannot explain everything.
The staff insist Intern is in capable paws.
Nobody promises safe ones.
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- Part 6 of Lazy Bum's Work
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Agent is dying, and for once, everyone at Animal Hospital has stopped pretending otherwise.
Intern has accepted that the animal they love will not survive the night—or at least, they believe they have. Then, only minutes before midnight, a mysterious fox offers them an impossible exchange:
One of Intern’s tomorrows for one more day of Agent’s life.
Morning is approaching, and so is a decision that may cost far more than either of them understands.
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- Part 7 of Lazy Bum's Work
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Agent has spent weeks pretending he doesn’t notice Intern—their footsteps, their ridiculous candy offerings, or the way every room feels emptier after they leave.
Then a locked supply closet leaves him with nowhere to retreat, and Intern finally says what Agent has been too frightened to admit.
One confession becomes a kiss. One kiss becomes something far more intimate. But when their shift ends and the hospital doors close behind them, Agent discovers that giving himself permission to want Intern was only the beginning.
Now he has to make the far more terrifying choice to let them stay.
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- Part 8 of Lazy Bum's Work
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Sam arrives at Animal Hospital asking for a job and develops an immediate, painfully obvious crush on the first rabbit willing to give him a chance. Unfortunately, Agent has already been quietly trying to claim that rabbit’s attention—and Intern has absolutely no idea either of them is flirting.
After a full day of competitive helpfulness earns all three of them an extra shift, an approaching storm forces them into the last available hotel room in the district.
The clerk promises three beds.
The clerk is lying.
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- Part 9 of Lazy Bum's Work
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So... basically the same situation as Chapter 3 from No Vacancy for Subtlety—except this time, there’s a smut part. 😭
Also, special shoutout to @яри...
Here’s your forbidden chapter. 🥱
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- Part 10 of Lazy Bum's Work