Flora and Fondling Anon's Deltarune Freak Fics
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DELTARUNE CHAPTER 5 SPOILERS
In which Flowery realizes how he finally has a chance to do something for another. Asgore realizes he needs to shape up. And gets a handjob (vinejob?). And hates himself. Not in that order.
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the art of taking and being selfishly human by Anonymous
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
31 Jul 2026
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'Flowery knelt down a bit, enough to ruffle Ralsei's hair. The mage snapped teeth at him. Flowery held his hands up in defense,
"Wowee, I can see I'm getting your petals ruffled, huh. You wish I'd shut up.""YES! I DO! I wish you'd shut your fat mouth and just-!" Ralsei made fists and yelled, cheeks warm. That flower was so insufferable with all his malarkey, it had Ralsei feeling a little wild, willing to do-
"Well, why don't you shut me up, then princess?"'
Flowery pisses Ralsei off enough to make Ralsei consider getting a blowjob from him. He figures some things out about Flowery in the process. Flowery escapes the eye of Justice. All according to- All according to plant.
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'“Flowery… goodness, look at you.” Asgore cradled the back of Flowery’s head and laid him gently in bed. “I’d, I’d really like to worship every inch of you. Please.”
Relaxing some in bed, Flowery sighed. It felt like there was a bowling ball where his stomach should have been. But, laying down was nice, and to be surrounded by Asgore, his handsome king’s love? Yes, this could be quite nice.
“If it's what you want, Gorey.” He said softly. '
Asgore leads Flowery into stuffing. He's wildly into it. Flowery gets on board for his dear king, mostlys because it's really hot to see him so wound up.
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"Asgore got up to look in the fridge, and of course, the perfect end to a rotten kind of day, nothing in the fridge.
He got his keys and went down to the truck. Time to go to the store.
Maybe, he overdid it a bit."
Asgore's terrible no good very bad day, with a fun ending. He engages in some freaky post dinner activities after (thankfully) not pissing himself on his drive home.
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