Catch Me If You Can
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Catch Me If You Can, Darling by IoYIBO
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
27 Sep 2026
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“You think your wits are faster than my blade? Watch your mouth, halfling, your tongue might fall out if you're not careful.” Said the dwarf, his weapon getting closer to Bilbo's throat.
“Wow, a sharp knife you have here.” He slid his fingers along the dull side of the blade, glancing to it than back up. “Not sharper than your tongue... But keep your cool, Mr. Darfûn. My business is not with you. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have someone actually important to rob.” Bilbo managed to break free from his grasp quite easily, holding the dwarf's recently stolen wallet between his fingers as he walked away. “I'll take this as an apology for your rudeness, darling. When you're less grumpy, come catch me if you can.”
He winked at him, vanishing from whence he came, his steps lighter and smoother than a feather.
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Bilbo Baggins is known as one of the best burglars in Middle-earth. While on one of his jobs, he encounters Thorin Oakenshield, the greatest hitman in the country, stealing his wallet in the process. Now, Thorin is crazy to get this little menace of a thief, but how come someone so famous, disappears so easily?Series
- Part 1 of Catch Me If You Can
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World Building - Catch Me If You Can, Darling by IoYIBO
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
02 Oct 2026
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Maps i made to understand better how everything works in the main fic!
And a new drawing nowSeries
- Part 2 of Catch Me If You Can