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Open Up by Youbetyourbuttons for Cupcake_Princess
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
30 Sep 2025
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Bofur’s anxiety mounts as their journey to Erebor grows closer on the horizon. Nori and Dwalin are good husbands and fuck him stupid to ease his woes.
Nori cackled as he moved Bofur so his head was practically hanging off the side of the bed. Bofur's body was splayed out, Dwalin already settling in between his legs and bending him in half. The guard practically dove for his hole, eating him out with vigor to drive Bofur wild. It worked of course, his legs twitching and his back arching as he was licked into. Bofur moaned and grasped one hand on Dwalin's bald head while the other reached back for Nori's thigh. He looked up at Nori and then his strap. "Ma-Mahal you spoil me." He kissed up along its length and swirled his tongue around the head. Nori dripped as he watched the show.
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- Part 6 of PWP One Shots
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A Series of Moments by skatesfullofsunshine for DrakeShadeDShadowheart
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
18 Sep 2025
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In the aftermath of the Battle of the Five Armies, no one is doing well.
However, amidst the ashes and scars of a slowly rebuilding kingdom, a new love takes root. Eventually, over time, it blooms.
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Hair as long as a river by Insane_Lollypop
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
17 Sep 2025
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Bilbo's hair grows really long through the journey and once Dori hears about this he steamrolls his way into braiding bilbos hair. ... and then adopting bilbo. Dori is the biggest brother of all big brothers.
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Risen; Not From Ashes, But From Stone (Don't Worry Darling, I'm Coming Home) by skatesfullofsunshine for Lampmoss
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
15 Sep 2025
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Lobelia befriends Bilbo after noticing that he isn't quite himself anymore, following his return to the Shire from his extended holiday away.
It is then that she realizes he's in mourning. While she could let that go, she decides instead to use a bit of hobbit magic to bring one dwarf king back from the dead.
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Unexpected Journey of the Mountain Flower by Orion_fanficlover
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Aug 2025
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In a land far northwest of Middle-earth, the Shire settled with the greenest hill in all of Arda. The inlands and uphills are inhabited by small creatures called Hobbits. They are peaceful folks, and the other people of Middle-earth have known them for the peace and bliss they have lived in for hundreds of years.
Hobbits are not fighters. They are healers, crafters, caregivers, gardeners, cooks, and more and are not suited for impromptu frontline combat like the rest of the races of Middle-earth. They are simple creatures with simple desires in life. Change has been long unwelcome in the Shire, for they believe that things don't need to change and things are perfect the way they are and have been for hundreds of years. Shire folks strive to achieve peace. Peace makes things simple.
And yet an ancient whisper travels the wind. A tale foretold that when the fatherlands are in need of a helping hand, the once hidden race will come out of their hills and stand forth finally to assist with their gifts and finish what others had failed to do.
What these gifts are, nobody knows. Not yet at least.
But it is close to knowing. So close indeed.
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- Part 1 of The Hobbits Adventure
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The unexpected doughnut with sprinkles of expected by You_must_be_Mr_Boggins1
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
22 Aug 2025
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Bilbo Baggin’s day was going absolutely horrendous, first Gandalf visiting him out of the blue and then a voice speaking in his head of dragons and dwarf kings. His first thought is that he had finally lost it of course, the second thought was to hear the voice supposedly stuck in his head until he helped it complete its duty. Not annoyingly vague at all.
Whatever the cause, Bilbo unfortunately now has to suffer the consequences of agreeing to helping this mysterious voice try to keep thirteen dwarves— dwarves who can fight and are twice his size by the way— safe in exchange for getting rid of it.
I’m gonna change the title later, I had to write something to post it(nvm I’m not, my sister said it sounds nice)
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Beware The Goose (Respect The Goose) by skatesfullofsunshine for Moonglisten
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
13 Jun 2025
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Fíli rides out to meet his boyfriend Ori at his childhood home during their summer Hols the first year they're together, only to find the latter had been keeping a feathery friend a secret.
Fluff and ridiculousness ensue.
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- Part 1 of Goose Verse
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Where Snooping Can Lead (It's Okay, As Long As You Still Love Me) by skatesfullofsunshine
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
28 May 2025
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On the advice of Bilbo, Ori writes some erotic works inspired by his and Fíli's more intimate moments.
Nori, being Nori, finds the journal those are kept in. He is then none too happy when his younger brother's betrothed returns home from a mission, despite Ori's clear joy at Fíli's arrival.
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Wanna Know What Love Is? (The Outtakes) by skatesfullofsunshine
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
21 May 2025
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A collection of snippets/outtakes from the main series Wanna Know What Love Is?
(Tags to be updated each time a chapter is added.)
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- Part 3 of Wanna Know What Love Is?
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Wanna Know What Love Is? (How It Started) by skatesfullofsunshine
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
28 Apr 2025
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"Bilbo Baggins was forty-three when he determined he was tired of being deemed a very respectable hobbit. At that age, he was well past his majority by Shire standards and just shy of being labelled an unrepentant bachelor. He had long since resigned himself to the fact that he would likely live out his life mostly alone, after the death of his parents years before. He was quite all right with that fact, regardless of the scandal it might cause.
That was, until he found a letter tucked away in a book of world maps he happened to find in a bookshelf in Bag-End’s library."
OR: Bilbo and Thorin skirt each other for many years, while Bilbo's mother makes friends with the dwarrow who visit the Shire each spring and summer peddling their wares and services to any hobbit willing to give them business. Some years after the death of Belladonna and Bungo Baggins, a letter falls directly at Bilbo's feet, spurring him on to do something reckless he wouldn't have out of respectability's sake, years prior.
What ensues is the beginning of a love of a lifetime; the first of many unexpected journeys Bilbo will take thereafter.
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- Part 1 of Wanna Know What Love Is?
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This is the beginning.
Maelen, an elf, has lost something precious, something he hopes to find. What he does not expect to find, comes dished up for him by the hands of one Gandalf, the Mitrandir.
Rating and warnings subject to change (as are tags)
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- Part 2 of Epilogue First
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,172
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 100
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On a street corner of city center 'Erebor' lies a small tea shop owned by family Vuorisen (son/s of Vuori). College student Ori has always dreamed of one day leaving the tea shop and the hours tending the counter behind, with hopes of something grander. This opportunity lands on his lap in the form of Fili, a vampire prince on his first mission, searching for a way into Thranduil's midsummer party.
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FÍLI/ORI CENTRIC
Ori, previously a scribe student under Head Priest Balin, followed his brothers on their journey to reclaim a long lost kingdom, one claimed to be the center of all Dwarven magic and holy spirits.
Along the journey, he keeps feeling a tapping on his shoulder. The closer he gets to the lost kingdom of Erebor, the stronger the touch gets. He starts to see a golden silhouette on the edge of his vision, or hear whispered words.
What happens when he reaches the lost kingdom, and can see the figure clearly, feel them, and hear their voice?
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- Part 1 of A Touch On My Shoulder
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just two dumb bitches saying "exactly" by Rockslove
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
24 Aug 2024
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Nori talks to Dwalin at the tavern about a little secret he knows. Dwalin is not one to take teasing quietly.
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no time to flirt by Rockslove
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
14 Apr 2024
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Nori just wanted to kiss his boyfriend. Why did he have to get dragged into this?
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The Scribe and the Princess by Dobbyaunechaussette
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
11 Apr 2024
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Ori was screwed. Completely screwed. And that was entirely Nori’s fault.
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When Ori has a secret relationship with Fili and Kili's sister and he tries to survive.
This story has nothing to do with my other serie "The Chronicles of Nina Pevensie"
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- Part 1 of Dobbyaunechaussette's one shots
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Ad Astra Per Aspera Incorrect Quotes. by The Glitch District (AnimationFan2006) for LadyDaybreaker
Fandoms: Murder Drones (Web Series)
11 Apr 2024
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Just a few souvenirs by Tarrick
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
21 Feb 2024
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Nori gets caught trying to take some souvenirs from Rivendell and now Thorin must either clean up Nori's mess or leave Nori behind while he and his company continue to the Lonely Mountain without him.
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secretly fond of each other by tedliwaith (Medliwaith)
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
21 Jan 2024
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Nori and Dwalin have been a 'thing' for decades, but nobody knows. Now they're on a quest and it's way too late to say anything. (And it’s not like either of them is going to lose their game on purpose).
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Nori likes being a little shit, Dwalin likes indulging them.
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- Part 8 of FICMAS 2023