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Book 1: The Adventure Begins --- A Hobbit Story by catandthefiddle
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - All Media Types
08 Oct 2025
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Belinda Baggins finds her world thrust upside down when a certain wizard arrives at her front door, with her young cousin Camellia Brandybuck accompanying her, they find themselves in quite over their heads and might even find themselves each falling in love along the way.
Thorin/OC Fili/OC
My take on a journey far too overdone but still very beloved: a tale of What if? Hobbit Addition.Series
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Vengenace by imperishedinc
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
07 Oct 2025
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Her pack craves it. Azog craves it. She craves it. She needs it.
A girl with a demon trapped within must do her father justice, and complete the job he could not: finish the line of Durin, ensure no one sits on the throne of Erebor, and make sure the will of her masters is satisfied.
OR: in which a hybrid takes the king's heart instead of his life.
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- Part 1 of REVENGE
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Stranger Than Fanfiction by TolkienWhiteGirl
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
03 Oct 2025
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For High School teacher Ann Harper, fanfiction is just a way to relieve stress and enjoy the world of Middle-earth. That all changes one day when two particular dwarves are catapulted into her home and her world, leading her to an adventure that she certainly could have imagined, but would have never dreamed possible.
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Thorin is on his way to visit his husband, but he forgot to get him a gift. Lucky for Thorin, an opportunity presents itself.
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Bagginshield-tober Day One! Event hosted by @Acorn-and-oakeleaves on tumblr!Series
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She Lit a Fire by BessieBlackbird
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
25 Sep 2025
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"Please Gandalf... please don't tell him." She begged, her voice thick with emotion and unshed tears.
Gandalf met her eyes with as forlorn an expression as she'd ever seen on his face. There was such sadness held there at the answer she knew he had to give.
"It would be a promise I cannot keep." He told her as kindly as he possibly could. "I'd rather not keep a father and his child from each other- a King and his heir even less so."
Billa looked away but didn't flinch when a warm, rough hand touched her shoulder offering comfort. She desperately needed it. She was so frightened.
"Did you love him?" She heard him ask. She clung to the sympathy in his voice and nodded as her eyes brimmed with tears.
"Do you still?"
The answer was barely a whisper- as small and secret as the fluttering heartbeat under her shaking hand.
"Yes."
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Jaina Cookson randomly gets yeeted into Middle Earth. A year later as a favor to Gandalf, she gets pulled into a company of 13 dwarves a hobbit and a wizard. Sounds like the start of a really bad joke. Mahal help them all.
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- Part 1 of Strange Adventures In Middle Earth
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Waiting For You by acornfromtheshire
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
06 Sep 2025
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Several years after the Battle Of Five Armies, Thorin, his sister-sons Fili and Kili, most of the company, Dain and many soldiers were called into battle at the Blue Mountains. This left Bilbo the consort under the mountain to wait, and wait for the return of his beloved husband, and friends as he raised his young nephew Frodo, fought off suitors who made threats to their lives, all while he tried to rule a dwarven kingdom.
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Bilbo Baggins, after living a life filled with guilt and self-loathing, is given a second chance by his very own creator. Now he must prepare for the adventure of a life-time three years before he meets his Dwarven company.
Will he succeed in his mission to see his loved ones reclaim their kingdom, or will he lose them to greed and dragon fire once more?Series
- Part 2 of The Hobbit - Reversal of Time
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The unexpected doughnut with sprinkles of expected by You_must_be_Mr_Boggins1
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
22 Aug 2025
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Bilbo Baggin’s day was going absolutely horrendous, first Gandalf visiting him out of the blue and then a voice speaking in his head of dragons and dwarf kings. His first thought is that he had finally lost it of course, the second thought was to hear the voice supposedly stuck in his head until he helped it complete its duty. Not annoyingly vague at all.
Whatever the cause, Bilbo unfortunately now has to suffer the consequences of agreeing to helping this mysterious voice try to keep thirteen dwarves— dwarves who can fight and are twice his size by the way— safe in exchange for getting rid of it.
I’m gonna change the title later, I had to write something to post it(nvm I’m not, my sister said it sounds nice)
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I felt devious today so I wrote the day Thror, Thrain, and Frerin died as well as when Smaug took the Lonely Mountain. It’s ok though because there is fluffy bagginshield at the end.
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i will sing no requiem by Sleepy_Stingray
Fandoms: TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
12 Aug 2025
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So no, Thorin is not grieving the love of his life. He is just grieving his Bilbo. Unexplainable and incomprehensible. Bilbo.
His days are spent in greyscale, for Bilbo was his color. He has no more song in his heart, his last note was sung to Bilbo. Thorin is cold, because the last warmth he had faded away when Bilbo’s life did. Holding his hand.
Thorin cannot move on from Bilbo. It is an impossibility. So he will resign himself to spend the rest of his life living for Bilbo’s memory and making sure that his nephews have as easy of a life as he can give them.
And then a small green eyed comet crashed into his mountainside, blowing his greyscale to bits.
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Bilbo dies at the hands of Azog after saving not only Thorin's life, but Fili and Kili's as well. Gutted from his death, Thorin wanders through his life with only two objectives:
1) make sure his nephews get to live happy lives
2) honor Bilbo well enough to deserve to be laid next to him in deathWhich sounds pretty depressing.
Good thing Kalla crashes into his life and shakes things up. After all, what are daughters for?
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THE HOBBIT - there and back (the second time) by HadrianPeverellBlack
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
29 Jul 2025
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Bilbo should have known better than to ask Gandalf for help. Now, there was a Bilbo from Brea in the future and Consort Bilbo threw back during the Quest, with a Company that still despises him.
Well, everyone says that Tooks shake thingsSeries
- Part 6 of July Break Bingo 2025
- Part 18 of Fandom Free Bingo
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Between the door and the heart by KingOfShadows1
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
16 Jul 2025
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After years of silence, Thorin and Thranduil are locked together by the cunning Bilbo. The argument turns into an emotional reconciliation, full of tears and intimacy.
I have a weakness for these two "idiots" who first love each other and then hate each other to then make love, and of course my favorite King of emotions and drama... Thranduil and his comforter Thorin... sometimes a bit strict and stubborn but still loves this depressing Elf.- Language:
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- Kudos:
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- Hits:
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In the Palm of His Hands by Musical_Fanatic01
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
11 Jul 2025
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Thorin is attempting to start a courtship with Bilbo, but when he sees the hobbit eating from another dwarf's hand, he worries he may not be the one Bilbo is looking for.
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Beneath the King's Table by TangibleTangerine
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
08 Jul 2025
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How can I say that respectfully?
Thorin receives some oral persuasion, 'discretely' provided by Bilbo, kneeling under the table, in a room full of high-ranking beings of middle-earth - respectfully.[This serves as a compensation for the no-smut policy in my "There and back - Again" - tale and is set after the quest. Can be read as a standalone.]
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- Part 2 of There and back - Again
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The Burglar by RandomAndFree
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
21 Jun 2025
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“Why, I remember you once tried to steal the pipe right out of my pocket,” Gandalf said with fond amusement.
Oh, now that just wouldn’t do. If the wizard was going to bring up the old days, he could at least tell the stories correctly. Bilbo’s pride would accept nothing else. “And I quite succeeded, as you damn well know,” he said haughtily. “It’s hardly my fault you can’t go a minute without it and were already trying to pull it out again before I could leave the room!”
The wizard’s only response to this was a neutral hum.
“Wait,” said Thorin, holding up a hand. “So are you a burglar, or aren’t you?”
“I’m retired is what I am!” Bilbo snapped. “And I have no intention of getting back in the business, certainly not for this mad quest that is going to get everyone on it killed!”
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The Protector of the Gentle West by HadrianPeverellBlack
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), Merlin (TV)
15 Jun 2025
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Thorin's Company is left by Gandalf as they enter Mirkwood. But, fortunately for them, another maiar decides to help them.
Even if he isn't a maiar. Nor an elf. Nor a man. Nor a dwarf or a Hobbit.
Well, at least he can control dragons, right?
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- Part 95 of Merlin Bingo 2024
- Part 11 of Merlin Bingo 2025
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Long-held Resentment by Titties_R_Us for Titties_R_Us
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
03 Jun 2025
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“I’m fine,” Thranduil pants, still somehow managing to level Thorin with an icy glare that feels significantly less threatening not for lack of intensity, but due to how the Elvenking has to look UP at Thorin as he raises himself weakly on shaking arms. He attempts and fails to right himself before his strength fails him and he clumsily slumps back to sit where he had fallen.
“Right,” Thorin muses breathlessly, limping steadily over to his side, “and should your life depend on it, you would be ‘fine’ holding off an orc or two?”. To emphasize his point, Thorin brings his blade to Thranduil’s shoulder, gently resting its tip atop his pauldron.
Thranduil flinches almost imperceptibly at the proximity of the sword to his neck before he sweeps his gaze around the clearing as if Thorin’s mention of orcs would summon them. With heaving breaths, he glances up toward the sword and then the dwarf wielding it.
Despite his current position, Thranduil meets and holds Thorin’s gaze with the same intensity as always.
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How To Court A Hobbit For Dummies by acornfromtheshire
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
01 Jun 2025
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A short fic in which Dis plays matchmaker for Thorin and Bilbo.
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- Part 1 of Courting For Dummies
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Where Lost Things Go by RockyRants
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
20 May 2025
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Twenty years ago, a royal convoy of dwarves were sent to The Shire to solidify an alliance that would help both people thrive in the wake of tragedy. On their way, they were attacked, leaving no survivors. All bodies were recovered but one.
Now, with both communities still in need of help, Bilbo Baggins of the Shire has agreed to go along with a wild scheme that might just benefit everyone. All it takes is some cooperation from a broody blacksmith who does not remember his past, a little well placed suggestion, and a whole lot of luck.